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Homesickhorn

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  1. He deleted my post before I could even screen cap it. I asked him why on earth would he be sought after as a government contractor, if the groups who he claims keep seeking him out want predominantly ex-military people who know how to shoot and have seen a vagina at least once in their lives.
  2. Michigan (Kalamazoo), and Chicago. Those were two who’s vocal stylings mid-coitus, really increased my stamina.
  3. Homesickhorn

    CWS

  4. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Anyone check on aggy? Are they okay, or are they calling Vandy undeserving of being in the conference because they’re not “real SEC”?
  5. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Ballgame.
  6. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    This is also why they’re going to win the 2019 CWS.
  7. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Just got home and turned on the game. Can anyone Cliffs notes me on how Michigan scored 4 run in two innings?
  8. They didn’t need to. They both got cuffed, then released after the cops heard about twenty people who witnessed everything start to finish tell the same story. The running joke to this day, was the fact that the younger Longhorn brother was wearing flip flops.
  9. I’m pretty sure it’s quoted about twenty posts above above this one.
  10. When it comes to run-ins with the Dixie Chicken bouncers, both in my personal experience and stories from others, you’re typically not dealing with the top brass. And most of them play football.
  11. So at what time on the game clock does the game actually end? Serious question, I’m soccer stupid. *welp, never mind.
  12. The Gap Kid. That was fucking priceless.
  13. Looch had four friends with him. The younger brother (Longhorn) had already dealt with two them. Meaning that they were literally napping on the concrete. Looch made his move as the younger brother had turned to take on the third idiot who was a bouncer and an aggy football player. This was right about the time the older brother (aggy baseball player) made it outside. Looch didn’t stand a chance. I grew up with these two brothers, and the only thing worse than fighting one of them, was getting them both. These two not only didn’t know how to lose, their fights could gross people out if they weren’t stopped in a timely manner. The five aggy were outnumbered by these two brothers.
  14. I actually can’t argue there. I guess I was confused with the Gen Z portion, because I still don’t even know what us “tweeners” are categorized as.
  15. I hate CR, but I’m drunk and made the mistake of looking at this thread. Even though there’s plenty to read, this post got me. Please tell me you’re kidding.
  16. He threw a cheap shot at the sip. The sip’s older brother (aggy baseball player at the time) is the one who made Looch’s face incorrect, after witnessing aforementioned cheap shot on his younger brother, who was a UT baseball player.
  17. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Have you ever flat out told a coach you weren’t going to wear a uniform before? If so, I’m all ears as to how it went down.
  18. Can someone please find the story? Either on Shag or here. I’m pretty sure it’s in this thread somewhere because I’ve told it on both sites before.
  19. Looch’s face will always be a tad askew do to the fact that he got seven shades of shit beaten out of him after throwing a cheep shot at my friend’s brother. He thinks the chin pubes help, but they don’t.
  20. Pretty sure this^^^ was tongue in cheek, but if they didn’t drop the hammer on us, the likelihood of LSU getting more than a slap on the wrist is slim to none. *That being said, unbeknownst to you all, I have been, and I’m still doing, my own informal inquiry on my alma mater’s shenanigans. I’m taking and keeping thorough notes, alienating myself from my friends and fellow Ole Miss brethren, and I’m pretty sure there are people in high places who might have a contract on me. Grisham’s agent has contacted me, and John has already promised to takes my notes, (he knows where they’re hidden), in case something should happen to me. All I asked him in return was to keep the title I created; “Why the Fuck Couldn’t We Have At Least Won the Fucking West for Shit’s Sake?”
  21. Did I miss it? If not, why wasn’t Techmo Bowl mentioned?
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