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irishtexan

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  1. Tapa fucked up. I clicked on hulk’s post but somehow yours got quoted. I’m talking about Broughton. But Collins sucks too. They all suck.
  2. What "alumni support" are we in danger of losing? They sat on their asses on NIL. Does this mean that they'll donate less to the program? Since that's the only thing we seem to give a shit about, and the only thing that motivates the athletic department to do anything, I'd see that as a good thing. Fucking christ, this program is a goddamn dumpster fire.
  3. log jam? at texas? more like a couple of splinters floating around in South Austin's mom's cavernous vagina....
  4. Please don't encourage that dumbass to post MORE on this thread.
  5. Well, none of it fucking matters because Spencer Rattler isn't transferring from OU to UT.
  6. This thread is worse than our football team. Jesus.....
  7. Made a short rib Ragout and tossed it with some of that good central market branded papardelle pasta.
  8. Maybe our coaches AND our players suck and it's not much more complicated than that. Maybe our sucky coaches can get some better players and we will suck a little less, but still mostly suck.
  9. If you let in Ortiz or A-Rod you have to let in Bonds and Clemens and Palmeiro and McGuire and Sosa and all those dudes.
  10. Also, related to the article I posted above, I had no idea Freddy Rumsen in Mad Men was a Murray brother.
  11. I'm an old too. It was a joke. It's like I'm arguing on a message board with bitterwhiteguy.
  12. https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house/ Bill Murray Likes to Call Kelly Lynch’s Husband Every Time He Sees Patrick Swayze Having Sex With Her in Road House by STEVEN HYDEN The next time you instantly erase 114 minutes of your life by getting sucked, once again, into the vortex that is a cable viewing of Road House, rest assured that Bill Murray and his idiot brothers are out there somewhere, watching with you. At least that’s the story from Road House co-star Kelly Lynch, who, in a frankly awesome interview with The A.V. Club, says that Murray calls her husband, Mitch Glazer (co-writer of Murray’s 1988 Christmas Carol redux Scrooged), whenever the movie is on TV during one scene in particular: To clarify, Bill Murray’s idiot brothers include fellow Saturday Night Live alumnus Brian Doyle Murray and Mad Men star Joel Murray. Apparently, their sex-scene heckling is so reliable that Lynch has come to expect it every time — and she means every single time — Road House is on TV, which is a whole hell of a lot of times. “I dread it,” she says. “If I know it’s coming on — and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is — I’m just like, ‘Oh, my God …’ And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. ‘Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now …’” Somehow, this only elevates our enjoyment of both Bill Murray and Road House.
  13. Pretty sure you had absolutely nothing to do with hip hop. But hey man, follow derka’s lead and spit some bars…
  14. It’s great that all the olds got to feel relevant by posting ice cube lyrics and gifs from the one hip hop song they know that’s 30 years old. Y’all are all super hip!
  15. Most people don't have a history of seizures. But most people who have seizures do have a history of seizures. Many times people who have a history of seizures and then go on to have another seizure do so because they're being non compliant with their medications. It's like you've never met a diabetic.
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