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irishtexan

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  1. I'd believe you. I just wouldn't eat the tuna or salmon they have at my HEB uncooked.
  2. My HEB doesn't have sushi-grade fish. I have to go to central market. They sell frozen cuts of both tuna and salmon. Let it thaw in the fridge for a few days. Then all you do, for poke, is dice it, toss it in some soy sauce and maybe some sort of hot sauce of your choosing, and throw it in a bowl with whatever the fuck you want. I usually do brown rice, cucumber, avocado, jalapeno, green onions, and some sesame seeds. For sushi, it's a little more of a pain in the ass. I'd watch an instructional video. You need one of those bamboo rolling pads. I suck at making sushi rice so I let my wife make the rice. Then you have to get the seaweed wrappers and lay a thin layer of the rice on the seaweed, and then fill it with whatever you want - typically much of the same shit as above - cucumber, avocado and jalapeno, maybe a spicy mayo. Then roll them bitches up. there are a million recipes out there, but basically it's just seaweed wrap, rice, fish and fillings, roll it up, and then slice it up.
  3. You know what? You can get fucked. Fuck you you fucking fuck. It’s not funny anymore. Get the fuck out of here and fuck off and never post again. Jesus. You fuck.
  4. I don’t know why I expected anything different. This program is fucked.
  5. I’d like to see an early-aughts-style beat down of OU that we used to receive
  6. I don’t think you have to backcount transfers. I think it’s a blanket rule that you can take an additional 7 guys this cycle because so many schools were crippled by the transfer waiver they passed last year.
  7. Weiner Circle is a straight-up modern-day minstrel show. "Hey dude-bros, let's crush a bunch of Old Styles and go get yelled at by sassy black ladies! Hilarious!"
  8. I love that "one too many words" is what makes you surly, yet you follow up with this: You are one verbose motherfucker....
  9. Regarding the offset language, no one is going to pay him what the Cowboys owe him, which is money he gets guaranteed. Why wouldn’t Jaylon go play for the league minimum somewhere to clear up space for his new team and fuck the Cowboys as much as possible? I can’t imagine him getting a multi-year deal right now.
  10. Herman's dick-headery would also play well in Miami and be interpreted as "bravado" at a program that has always embraced a bad-boy image. The grill. The mocking other players. The professed love of hip-hop. They'll eat that shit up.
  11. This is absurd. You expect this team to be as good as Alabama and Georgia and we are not. They would fucking manhandle us in the trenches. But that’s ok. Win, recruit better, build the program. It doesn’t happen overnight.
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