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CfRhTxStBobcats

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  1. Where is the fucking pause button??? HOOK'EM Mr. Barron
  2. Just glad to read he's well spoken. It would be nice not to here that cliche ever again.
  3. So how long y'all been married? Nothing wrong with marrying a dumb chick, I wish I would have. It's a lot easier pulling the wool over a dumb girls eyes than a smart one.
  4. Then I'm in great shape. By my figuring my stimulus check will be somewhere between $50 and $75, if they can even get it to me. Last year had to pay so they dont have my DD info and I've moved since filing 2018 and haven't done 2019 taxes. No faith in the postal service to forward our check after almost 10 months. At least my son got his $1200 the other day.
  5. Time to start an adopt a stripper program. I have 3 empty bedrooms, I'd even be willing to feed them. Just need to get my wife's permission first.
  6. What I'm hearing from superintendents on construction sites around Houston, Austin, DFW is they're having trouble getting some trades to show up for work. The work is definitely still going on, I guess some either don't want to work, or just scared. I'm guessing some are trying to get that extra $600 a week from the feds as well as whatever the state pays. One of my guys tried to do it because he would actually be making an extra $200 a month. Of course he wouldn't have a job when his unemployment ran out. Not sure if he could sue me or not. He claimed he was scared to get out and work, but all that seemed to change when he couldn't get through to claim unemployment.
  7. That's a lot of money to spend just to watch the game on tv. Those towers should be in the north end zone so you can at least watch it on the jumbotron or whatever it'll be called now.
  8. I see the lack off grass in the sacred weeds.
  9. No way she just put Jimbos name in her phone without actually having his number. Nah. That first digit looks like an 8, guess he kept his Tallahassee number. Probably plans on going back after he fucks over aggy for $75 mil.
  10. Man, I feel your pain. Luckily I have 8 years for the 401k to bounce back and I think it will fairly quickly so hang in there. This whole thing seems insane to me. Suicide rate is going to go through the roof if people start losing their homes and retirement. I just feel were performing major surgery for a problem that requires a bandaid. I'm sorry for loss of life, but I'm sure many of the people dying probably wouldn't survive a regular bout of flu or pneumonia.
  11. Please share the results of the breast augmentation. Could really use the pick-me-up around here.
  12. You really think the death rate will climb? We know the number of deaths but have no clue the number of cases right now. If theres twice as many cases as reported, which is very likely, but the number of deaths is what has been reported, that death rate is going to plummet.
  13. I believe you have til July 15th. Put it in a savings account for 5 months at .025 and you'll have a whopping $1000.12. Please don't check my math.
  14. A Chinese chick cut my hair 2 hours ago, I always thought she was Vietnamese. Not sure how long I have to live. She's hot so I'd go back tomorrow if my hair grew that fast.
  15. Whew, I have to go to Richardson this weekend, glad to hear no confirmed cases there. LoI I like to look for the bright side of things. I believe the virus will actually save more people than it will kill. Texas averages around 300 auto deaths a month, so with fewer people driving that number has to go down a bit.
  16. Yes I am! The beds are clean and I just go for the booz, the bikinis, the beach, and to fuck. The real giveaway I have a case of the poors is I fly southwest down there. I typically take 2 to 4 vacations a year and I definitely don't have an unlimited budget, so I go for quantity over quality. It's definitely hell being poor. Lol
  17. Can't think of a better time to book a Mexico vacation. Round trip airfare to Cancun 6,600 points on SW, and Riu Palace in Playa 7 nights $2,200. That's for April so hopefully this shit settles down some by then.
  18. U of H athletics taking drastic measures. Limiting number of spectators to athletic events. That's probably one of the safest places to avoid crowds on a regular basis.
  19. Yeah, but is he clean?
  20. I was blaming Mossey Cade for that muff for the longest time.
  21. They're already doing better with the team name than the current Houston NFL team.
  22. Man I'm glad you said it, I was thinking the same thing. All are a little soft around the midsection.
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