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GoPokes83

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  1. Is Memet still on the show? He was a semi regular and now nothing.
  2. Don’t forget my personal favorite, Hec Ramsey!
  3. Trying to draw attention away from that rug!
  4. How’s this hold up? A lot of the original edgy SNL that I laughed my ass off to as a 15 year old barely gets a meh from me when I go back and watch it today.
  5. Which two of those 24 guys were the students?
  6. If I’m at Buc-ees and have finished pumping my gas and need a biscuit or taco I’ll leave my truck parked at the pump and run in and grab one real quick. If someone else does it they’re inconsiderate assholes!
  7. Dude’s fault if he doesn’t know enough to unhook the boat before backing down the ramp.
  8. Was minding my business last night and my wife comes and jumps me because she can see the bathroom light in one of our outbuildings is on from the kitchen. I tell her I hadn’t been out there in hours but I believed she’d gone in and used it when we were working outside earlier. She’s still upset about it and says “Well you used it first!” I didn’t say a word, just put my shoes on and went to shut it off.
  9. Life coach apparently.
  10. Made this for the weekenders flying to get to the beach 15 seconds earlier. They think I’m kidding…
  11. This gave me douche bumps.
  12. Looks like a good way to get the back half of your Rolls hit by a passing car.
  13. Went to the mall with my kid today. Noticed at least one in three of the models on the posters/ads were oversized women, almost like it was a formula. But not so much in the menswear sections. I wasn’t searching for one, but I don’t think I saw a single heavy male model.
  14. Probably a solid 40 minutes of TS and her concerts, then a TS game.
  15. Maybe small, but at least mine still works. I’ll be using it on my beautiful wife while you’re laying in your bunk with a beat up 1972 edition of Boy’s Life magazine pulling on that limp rope like a drunk trying to start a lawnmower with no gas in it.
  16. Sundance D-Day marathon. I can’t think of better television than this…ever. Can’t stop watching every time it’s on and catch something new every time.
  17. Ralphie’s mom’s flapjack tiddies for the save!
  18. All about Taylor Swift ass kissing this week. I’m anticipating a “big announcement” soon.
  19. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Holy smokes! Counting my dang blessings!! Hopefully something extremely temporary.
  20. Huh? While I’m a fan of the school I attended I’m pretty chill about sports I don’t participate in, and I’m firmly in the “don’t start none won’t be none” camp when it comes to being in someone else’s house. Your pearl clutching on a reply to a little good natured smack talking though…
  21. Starting now! Lance and McLovin level celebrities. Hosted by William Shatner because starring in a low budget sci-fi show almost 60 years ago makes you America’s go to when it comes to outer space.
  22. IDK… 7 of the last 10. Maybe we like winners.
  23. Live long enough and you’ll wind up starting over at least once! Dumb thing to say I know and of course almost no situation is interchangeable, but trying to say you’re not alone in this. Been there and as many have said it gets better. Rely on your friends, they’re more willing to help without judgement than you realize.
  24. Changing the direction of the fan is going to disrupt and blow all the dust you (she) missed while cleaning off into the room. Ask me how I know.
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