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GoPokes83

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  1. Jovan Musk or Brut if I had a date back in ‘79. Sometimes I’d swing by the drugstore on my way and just blast whatever they had a sample of.
  2. Got rid of a box with a ton of electronics that I’d been holding on to forever this weekend . 1st gen iPod, couple of solar calculators, 3 old off brand tablets, digital picture frame, a Blackberry, a small 10mp camera that was the shit back in the day, and too many cords and cables that I have no idea what they went to and will never need again until next week. Not really relevant to this thread as they weren’t still used, just thought it was weird that the entire box of stuff electronics is now on my phone.
  3. James and the Giant Peach cancelled for kindergarteners in Spring Branch. Absolutely positively fuck this Karen with a barbed wire wrapped telephone pole!
  4. Probably in the double digits already
  5. Michaelangelo’s David encased in bricks to protect from bombing in WW2.
  6. Although I generally boycott anything George Lopez I may give this one a shot, just because Marisa Tomei and Esai Morales are in it.
  7. Glad they included Hawaii
  8. Ad from my FB feed this morning.
  9. Yep, and that dude’s balls in her purse
  10. I don’t know about cutting firewood, but I have a 6” cordless pruning chainsaw that looks similar to that one that I use all the time for cutting branches up to about 3 inches thick. Used to use my sawzall but this is much lighter/easier to use. The battery lasts a decent amount of time, and I have a spare to swap out. Works great on palm tree branches.
  11. So he somehow became police? C’mon BBC, you’re supposed to be both hoity and toity, proofread!
  12. Not too much holy shit, just interesting.
  13. Close, but it’s got quick release couplers on it.
  14. Like choosing which dog turd to scrape off your shoe first
  15. Someone left some logs in there.
  16. Driver 100%! They’ve been readying us for this exact scenario since the old days of Drivers Ed simulators in HS! (Looks like the guy was cruising along at a pretty good speed too.)
  17. Maybe don’t ask for the pegging right off the bat.
  18. Paid for some hookers via personal check while a Cincinnati City Councilman and had to resign.
  19. Exactly. Why not hang them higher up where you don’t have to stoop way over to suck those brain tube thingamabobs?
  20. Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing.
  21. https://amp.tmz.com/2023/04/27/jerry-springer-dead-dies/
  22. I’d almost forgotten about this but the store just sounded too familiar. 1977.
  23. Not if I practiced all day everyday for a year! Zero skillz
  24. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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