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atomheartbevo

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  1. We have friends and family here in Texas who were shocked a few years ago when we came through El Paso on our way back from New Mexico and stayed with some friends there. A lot of “YOU HAD YOUR KIDS WITH YOU, THAT WAS UNSAFE!” bullshit. These people never get out of Conroe or Sugar Land or McKinney unless they are going to sports events or traveling. No fucking clue that there’s a huge Army base there or a massive federal law enforcement presence there.
  2. You’re in a safe place and among friends, you can go ahead and say it was a Tom Clancy novel.
  3. And goes right against one of the biggest reasons this country was founded. It's fucking stunning how a political movement that constantly bleats about the Constitution has turned into a fucking cult that is okay with said Constitution being used to wipe the President's ass. And it's not a political movement anymore, it's a full-on cult, and when you leave out the politics and start treating them like a cult, it's so much easier to understand.
  4. Leon still cannot handle that Grimes left him.
  5. Is there gold fringe on the flags in federal courtrooms and have Letters of Marque been drawn up?
  6. If you need a distraction, start killing people.
  7. I see somebody is getting an early start on getting distractions ready.
  8. Town Lake Terrorist if an APD officer is assaulted.
  9. First film he kills a shitload of Nazis. This film he kills a shitload of Russians. Who is up for the third movie?
  10. I didn't know I needed a sequel to the original Sisu movie or that there even was a sequel, but
  11. Pa-Pa might just grumble a bit if fancy new HDTV he's been eyeing is $100 more than it was a few months ago.
  12. Crosby died in 2023, but Stills and Young are probably not far behind you. Edit: Nevermind, wrong Graham, they all look the same.
  13. I wonder how much the pharmacist’s wife paid the doctor to tell him that his burning privates was “shingles”.
  14. I have tinnitus thanks to either shitty foam headphones with Sony Walkmans, or Uncle Sam, or both, so not worried about that. Watched my dad deal with shingles and I will be getting the vaccine.
  15. All those documents and the “book” the Epstein estate are releasing in just over a week…look, you don’t send a fucking nuclear submarine with cruise missiles to combat drugs being shipped by light aircraft around various Caribbean islands. Weird as fuck.
  16. I bet it was on resumes he sent out at some point, and probably on his college application.
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