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Steel Shank

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  1. Not with a healthy, attractive Johnson it isn't.
  2. I’ve laid a lot of pipe in the greater Provo/SLC area (including the surrounding counties) and I must say what the women lack in looks, they more than make up for in spirited enthusiasm when presented with a healthy, attractive Johnson.
  3. I bet you'd rather be laying pipe.
  4. I do believe I was wearing some fetching cologne back then. Surely didn't need it though.
  5. I got a 10:40 tee time, my weather bro.
  6. This is just China trying to divert attention away from the whole balloon fiasco.
  7. The SWA plane waited 50 seconds after getting the go ahead to take off?
  8. Lot of uppity "beer" drinkers all up in this bitch.
  9. Every time I fly, I'm faced with bringing a very large package on board.
  10. Wait - is cool if I think I can sing like Tom Jones after a few cocktails? Asking for a friend.
  11. Steel Shank

    Grammys

    He should have lit up a fattie.
  12. Silly. All the cool kids do this: https://www.oklahomajoes.com/cocktail-smoking-box
  13. Lowe’s on. Saturday afternoon.
  14. I'd like for them to get a good close-up of my ass laying some pipe. In a strong, rhythmic, grinding motion. Let them put that in their pipe and smoke it.
  15. A friend's mother gathered some acorns years back and planted them in pots. I was lucky enough to get one. It hasn't produced acornds yet, but I'd be more than happy to share with you. In the shorter term, you might be able to gather your own acorns from the tree. I dont think anyone would stop you. If you're not in town, I can swing by and see what I can find.
  16. I have a “baby” from the Treaty Oak that is about 11 feet tall. It was bent over all the way to the ground yesterday. I took a hose and sprayed it down for a while to remove the ice. It’s doing quite well now, almost vertical again. All oaks are important, but that one is special.
  17. We lost power this morning sometime between 4 and 6am.
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