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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Circle of life, dude.
  2. Wordle 1,217 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 998 8️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  3. I had a discussion and eventual disagreement with a friend recently, and I'm curious to get the opinions of peanut gallery here. What is the legacy, role, reputation, place in the car scene, etc., of the Tesla Roadster? And if you were to encounter one at your local cars and coffee, knowing nothing else, do you suspect that you would like or dislike the owner? What kind of person would you expect the owner to be?
  4. You sure it's not the stank of the previous owner???
  5. There are so many dumbass radio edits in the Everlast song "What It's Like" that the version should be renamed "What It's Kind Of Like."
  6. Looks a little bit like a Lancia Stratos from the side, and like a weird Camaro/Accord/??? bastardization from the front.
  7. Didn't realize that - never owned an Isofrane and haven't felt the need to pay extra for a fancy smell...
  8. Who to flex, Darnell Mooney vs Seattle or Kareem Hunt @San Francisco? Could also start Kareem in place of Josh Jacobs vs Houston (both ESPN and my Yahoo league's projected scores give Jacobs the slight edge), but Mooney doesn't displace any of my other WRs (Godwin and Evans with Baker at QB, or Ja'Marr Chase). .5 PPR, and winner will have sole possession of first place... Thanks!
  9. Wordle 1,216 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 997 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 That's two days in a row that I failed to detect the need for an eliminator word in a timely fashion. I have noticed that I tend to be a lot more cocksure early in the morning before I get fully awake for the day.
  10. My hair loss has been very subtle and hard for me to notice at the distance I look at myself in the mirror, but I definitely have some power alleys. I also part my hair more or less down my right one, which either totally or mostly covers up my left one. It's still thick enough that it just looks a bit thin up close, but from a distance, I register as a guy with a pretty definite bald streak. I think this is the optimal hairline for camouflage, confusion, subterfuge, and disguise-related purposes.
  11. I was going to go with "down is *a* direction" myself.
  12. Chicks dig butthole-eyes.
  13. Wordle 1,215 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 996 8️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Got myopic in the SW and overlooked not one but (at least!) two other possibilities. Should have used an eliminator word...
  14. I'm hearing that you can get AIDS from a toilet seat.
  15. Whatever crud was attached to the comet or meteorite that spawned life on Earth was a Von Neumann probe created by some other unknowable species of assholes and we are just the current iteration and someday we (or whatever "we" and our DNA is by that time) will launch our own variation on the theme. It's our flawed and myopic perception of time/time scales that makes this seem improbable upon initial consideration. Rinse and repeat.
  16. This happy coincidence of having the same plane for both the first and the second leg of air travel takes some of the usual annoyance out of connecting in PHX.
  17. Wordle 1,214 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 995 8️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Spend the $5-10 on a sticker for your bin. I wanted to make my own sign promising to feed the poop to anyone using my can for their dog's poop but Mrs. Doom pointed out that it wasn't very neighborly, and that some people may be too oblivious to understand why this is bothersome. So we bought a large sticker for the lid of our can and haven't had a problem since.
  19. Wordle 1,213 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 994 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Either too low and blocked by houses, or too much light pollution in suburban Chicago. I suspect the former, as Venus was readily visible. Will try again.
  21. Her face is that of a sexy Muppet.
  22. She's a beady-eyed donut licker.
  23. Heroic fucking effort from Reddick and team today. He's such a fun driver.
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