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  1. Perhaps you state the obvious too often.
  2. As I don't expect anyone to remember, my resolution for 2023 was to do a better job at keeping up with F1. I more or less failed for a variety of reasons - always put it last in my motorsports rotation (behind both IndyCar, which had a fantastic season last year, and NASCAR - watched nearly every race in both series), I travel for work, the races' occasionally inconvenient timing, and honestly, the complete dominance by Max caused me to lose interest at a point. I caught maybe half of all races (1-2 completely live, the rest days, weeks, and months later on DVR), and bits and pieces of a few more. I only share all of this so that others can appreciate the karmic retribution that I only just noticed that for some stupid reason, my DVR elected to skip this recording, so I now have to wait for the rerun later tonight in order to catch the season from the start. I'm sure I'll fall woefully behind again soon enough...
  3. Wordle 987 4/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬› πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 768 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #265 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  4. That's not a 1998 steering wheel.
  5. Bidet threas is that way - - - >
  6. Skipped last month's update because there wasn't much to report. Not a ton now, either. Milk Dud remains viable, and Lemonhead may yet provide a suitable habitat for a fucked up diorama of some kind. It appears that the clown who lives in the storm drain conjured up a baseball to entice children to get too close. There are the remains of at least two pumpkins in each of these photos.
  7. Wordle 986 4/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 767 7️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #264 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  8. The "condom" remaining on the bracelet is a little Rocko-esque, but nice watch otherwise!
  9. Respond with "Hay is for horses, asshole." next time.
  10. Wordle 985 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 766 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #263 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  11. To quote the noted philosopher Moby, we are all made of stars...
  12. Habit is indeed a solid burger.
  13. Wordle 984 3/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 765 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #262 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟨🟦 🟨🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  14. 8:18am on 28 Feb 24, and you posted this 59 minutes ago. As I sit on the toilet right now, it is 3:25am Central time. Where are you located?
  15. I love the incredulous body language afterwards, like he was totally baffled about what happened.
  16. Wordle 983 4/6 πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 764 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #261 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩πŸŸͺ🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  17. A lot of louvering going on there.
  18. The full version of In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida on repeat.
  19. Yeah, I was worried that picture might have sucked.
  20. Wordle 982 5/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 763 6️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #260 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  21. He took a short break from the big PokΓ©mon Go event today to improve the local sand volleyball court and to document his contribution to the local art scene.
  22. Wordle 981 5/6 πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 762 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #259 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ And another entry for the Scatolog's Catalog:
  23. Jerking myself off. Even if I don't win the $100m, I at least got 100 handys!
  24. Wordle 980 5/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 761 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #258 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. That's pretty funny. Not as funny as the phone number that just immediately played Smashmouth's "All Star" as soon as your call went through, but funny enough. There used to be some number that would connect you to a randomly selected Swede, but it's now defunct. https://www.theswedishnumber.com/
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