I’m not sure who Drunk Portnoy is, but I’ve never tried that drink because it’s like $22 and…
I don’t drink at sporting events that I want to remember.
My 2006 Rose Bowl ticket included VIP access pregame for our 25 person group. All-u-can eat food & open bar. I had one small cocktail about an hour before kickoff and then entered the stadium about 45 minutes before kickoff and didn’t drink anything the entire game.
Another friend in the group missed the first 7-8 game minutes of the 3rd quarter to go pee and then get a beer at halftime. 🤯
That beer probably cost about $85+ between the price of the beer and the amount of the game he missed out on. Complete dumbass!
If I bought a day pass, bounced around the small courts, and then stuck around to watch some of the night session on the big screens, then I might dump $22 on a stupid tennis ball drink, but in 2013, 2016, and 2022, I went for night sessions that I wanted to see. (at least 2016 & 2022)