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Not a cat

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  1. Not the best proxy, it's easy to recruit when you're paying players.
  2. This breaks my heart, my achey breaky heart.
  3. I read it as a sarcastic comment that it's a hell of a coincidence that a nationwide search of all available candidates reveals that the best candidate is a Herman drinking buddy.
  4. He's like bizarro Ferris Bueller- the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all despise him. They think he's an arrogant cunt.
  5. Bringing disrepute to Mensa membership.
  6. Yeah I think a guy named after a pope might go coach for Notre Dame if offered.
  7. USC hiring urban is actually not the worst thing. In the urban sweepstakes of possible events I'd list my preferrable scenarios as: 1. To Texas 2. To USC 3. I cut my dick off and throw it to a pack of feral hogs. ... 376. Urban to OU. Since we don't have the balls to make #1 happen, urban 3 states away in a different conference is not the end of the world.
  8. Yep. Only 2 explanations where a boss tolerates that behavior that I can come up with, neither good- 1) he's a pussy, 2) firing a hand picked Golden child immediately would be an admission of failure that the fragile ego could not handle.
  9. This, I imagine most people that have spent a couple years working with Turtle feel the same. Plus Zac smith as already mentioned, and I always got the feeling Herman got a lot more credit for the 2014 NC than urban thought he deserved.
  10. We have not exactly covered ourselves in glory vs OU the last 15 meetings (6-9), but can you imagine the shitshow this place would be if we were 1-14 against them in that span? We're talking Lord of the Flies Mad Max Thunderdome type shit.
  11. Staying at my mom's bidetless house over Thanksgiving. Just got back from the Walgreens purchasing some preparation H. After nearly 3 years of cool streaming water, my asshole is like a hothouse flower that can no longer survive in the wild.
  12. I've heard the joke as hot and smelly, but that works too.
  13. Shaves it off when he has a full head of hair, gets plugs when he goes bald. This explains our game strategy.
  14. Shaves it off when he has a full head of hair, gets plugs when he goes bald. This explains our game strategy.
  15. So erudite. Debating you has been an honor. I wish you well, worthy foe.
  16. Accusation? I guess the part about me having no actual inside info flew right by you. Look, Michelle, I said nothing about the team's lack of performance, I was referring to certain personality traits of your husband and how they would fit into the general traits of active alcoholics I have observed. As the former spouse of an alcoholic myself, I feel for you and highly recommend Al-Anon. Good luck.
  17. With apologies to reformed drinkers on the board, Herman being an active alcoholic makes a lot of sense if you're familiar with the disease. And I have absolutely no inside info on Tom's case in particular other than what I just read on the board, but it does tick a few boxes.
  18. They can watch Penn State at the tailgate.
  19. Seems if lines get too efficient, that's the time to just start blindly hitting teasers. I ran the numbers many years ago and the line was not within 6 points of the result enough to make it profitable, but it seems like it's getting close these days.
  20. So I'm just going to put 2 and 2 together here and guess that Roach saying he was "was just trying to make a play for the team and block the kick" means that no coach in the team huddle before the kick said something to the effect of- "hey, if he misses, we win. If he makes it we still have 2 minutes to get in Dicker's range to win- the worst thing you can do is jump offsides or rough the kicker. In fact just play field goal safe and guard against the fake." Yeah, yeah, a senior captain should know better, but not everyone in that unit is a senior captain, so that shit needed to be said. That this all but confirms that it wasn't said is troubling. Also, I'm not sure why I'm discussing this in a thread about the Baylor odds, but any place is a good place to say Fuck Herman and his JV staff.
  21. Catherine the Great is not impressed.
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