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The People’s Elbow

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  1. If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle. Unlike her, if your post had paragraphs, it’d be entirely unchanged from what it currently is: a pointless non-sequitur.
  2. Decent-size trailer.
  3. Understanding the question and thinking you’re a disingenuous prick aren’t mutually exclusive.
  4. FCHorn will never forgive him for that.
  5. He has no politics. He’s about himself above everything else, especially country, and his actions speak that in spades. Who said anything about politics?
  6. 24601
  7. Criminal activity and spreading disease: every accusation is a confession.
  8. Isn’t that the mild version? Isn’t the truth that he also funded or perpetuated his drug habit by having unprotected sex with strange men, and ultimately exposed his wife to whatever disease(s) he was at risk of contracting?
  9. Which means we get a General-Dynamics-built wall that takes 20 years and costs $1 trillion.
  10. He’s been wanting to bring troops home since he went into office. If you’ve read Fear, this tweet or its timing shouldn’t surprise you one bit. His errand runner, Lindsey Graham, isn’t going to be happy whatsoever.
  11. Probably. POTUS has been known to print out his own tweets to analyze which ones get more likes and mentions. Not kidding.
  12. Billowy
  13. Valuable non-sequitur. Thank you for your service.
  14. Thank you for your service.
  15. Jesus, that’s terrible.
  16. OP is clever as fuck.
  17. I have no idea who this guy is but he clearly has issues. He’d be better suited for a Tupperware party than Surly.
  18. I still stop in your mom’s shithole when I’m passing through.
  19. Then don’t go to a Marvel comic book movie, fuckin’ mope.
  20. What’s fucked up is equating simple honesty as “purity,” whatever the fuck that means in your political martyrdom. Fact is: the analogy was simply wrong and that has nothing to do with your friend. Just be a man and own your intellectual dishonesty. Do it for your friend.
  21. Disingenuous analogy because you don’t call out any responsibility for or risk to others your friend has. The Republican Party isn’t some deadbeat friend drinking his life away in his apartment; their integrity has far-reaching consequences for Americans present and future. Maybe the better analogy is: the Republican Party is like your alcoholic friend who works as a police officer. He’s always drunk on the job, speeds through school zones, takes bribes, selectively enforced the law based on race, gender, or whatever criteria de jour, and is, overall, becoming an increasing danger to his community. You’re the guy buying him drinks before his shift. But I guess good for you being loyal to him at your community’s expense.
  22. Obligatory: he’s paid about tree fiddy per post.
  23. The fuck? We finished 7-2 and second in the conference, and are in the fucking Sugar Bowl for a chance to get to 10 wins in Herman’s second year. All this after a seven win season in his first and a handful of five and six wins under Strong. Are you saying Herman’s behavior held us to underachieve this year? Considering the trajectory, what in the world problem is all of these words solving?
  24. I’m curious if this was part of the deal arrived at during last summer’s scandal: instead of firing him, suspend him a handful of games and make him retire after the season.
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