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BornOrange

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  1. So you're the guy. She told me about going to a bar after a lame office Christmas party with some friends and playing Truth or Dare. She had to fuck the most pathetic guy there, but when she took him to the backroom and took off her clothes the guy blew his load into her stockings without even touching her. You owe my mom a pair of pantyhose!
  2. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
  3. My mom gave me the paperback as a stocking-stuffer one Christmas back in the 80's. Great book and great movie.
  4. They also got a lot of mileage out of (miraculously) beating Alabama last year. Sure, they were planning all along to drop the bags, but if Fisher loses to Saban after pretty much guaranteeing a win over the summer they don't have the recruiting momentum to sweep up all those 5 stars.
  5. ...or like Valdez, Javier, and Garcia who have all needed a calming veteran influence that Maldonado seems to excel at. If Vazquez in-game combined with Maldonado pre-game and between innings is good enough, then we need Vazquez playing more. I just don't know how good Vazquez is at running a game.
  6. Wrong. His goal is to rehab and early grad so he can participate in Spring practice.
  7. It doesn't matter who catches Verlander, he's going to be dominant. It's the younger guys who need a steady catcher.
  8. Conversation overheard inside Jimbo Fisher's office: Evan Stewart - "Coach Fisher, I'm hitting the transfer portal ASAP unless you do something about Coach Craig. I'm tired of his stories about how he was going to be the number one overall pick until those crooked refs let Payton Manning beat him in the SEC championship, and he would have won the Super Bowl but those idiots at Carolina wouldn't put him in the game, and those stupid GM's in the NFL wouldn't give him another chance even though he threw for 600 yards in one game in Europe (BTW, what the fuck is a claymore or haggis??), and how he should get all the credit for Jameis Winston but the biased media are keeping him down, and that he would be the head coach right now at Auburn but they're all racists, and that he should be the head coach at LSU but that grass-eating bastard messed everything up, and now he has to pass by that racist statue every damn day and then deal with WR divas and all their emo drama when he should be coaching QB's and calling all the plays if there was any justice in the world. He's driving me crazy. It's either him or me." Jimbo Fisher - "OK Evan. I'll see what I can do."
  9. Thanks again! Where did you get the snaps info....especially the defensive breakdown between run, rush, and cover snaps?
  10. Isn't Jimbo essentially the QB coach and OC, just like Riley and Sark?
  11. Thanks! Is there one for the offense?
  12. Not scared of cold weather, just don't want to live with snow and ice for an entire winter.
  13. Tucker sucks in April and July. It's his thing. His body clock just needs to realize it's August and all will be good.
  14. And if Sanders looks good at TE while we have a strong season we might be able to close the deal with Duce Robinson.
  15. Coaches aren't sending those out publicly. They are sending those in private to the recruits, then the recruits are sharing them publicly.
  16. QB, RB, HB, FB, WR, TE, OT, OG, C, OL, DE, DT, DL, edge, OLB, ILB, LB, DB, CB, NB, S, FS, SS, K, P, DS, PH, KR, PR Which one of these is not like the others?
  17. You are reading a lot more into the comparison than what was intended. I highly doubt Scipio (or anyone else with half a brain) would ever think that Omeire is going to have anywhere near the same success Shipley did. Pulling a Shipley (or a Scaife) just means that someone is able to come back and play after losing multiple seasons to injury.
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