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Surly Bevo

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  1. If Keeley and Rebecca want to have too much champagne and scissor, I will have to be ok with that.
  2. Elon plays video games instead of doing work on the taxpayer dime Trump plays golf instead of doing work on the taxpayer dime
  3. Did this a few weeks back, well worth it.
  4. Keller vs Southlake
  5. So uh that was sort of tense.
  6. You trying to say Jesus Christ can't get a blow job?
  7. Back to offensive impotence....awesome
  8. Obviously dribbling the ball off his enormous beer gut
  9. Sounds like some of you mofos need to see. Sleep Medicine doc
  10. Lulz https://www.instagram.com/reels/DG029eAIORw/?hl=en
  11. The Trump Economy seems like it sucks
  12. We’re buying influence and stability you dipshit. Don’t you get that? We don’t do things like this because we are necessarily nice people. We do it because we have the resources to do it and it protects our interests.
  13. Back on the sports thing with the volleyball jersey post. I live in the shitshow that is Keller ISD and my son plays VBaseball at Keller HS. All that said, the annual outlay from the district budget to the Keller HS baseball program is a little over 2K per year. The coach has been there since '98 (he's a former player on the 75 Longhorn National Title Team, so yea, he's up there) and has said that the program used to get more money from the district when he first started at Keller. Everything else is supported through fundraising. A dozen baseballs alone costs about 70-80 dollars.
  14. Love them both, but keep in mind Blake (Alec Baldwin) isn't a character in the play so if his speech is what pumps your nads the play won't do that for you.
  15. In theory the majority to impeach in the House and the 2/3 to convict and remove in the Senate hasn't changed. In theory But even in practice, exactly where are those votes coming from in the House, much less the fucking Senate.
  16. Just understand that sometimes you are fucking with somebody who isn't really exercising free will
  17. I was going more for the double entendre of it all with the other thing you usually hear shouted at some poor 9-year-old. I'm pretty familiar with the concept of the kinetic chain.
  18. Let it get deep
  19. Concepts of receipts imo
  20. Andy Dick
  21. If you are worth a million dollars (which really isn't some huge hurdle if you are a late 40 or on person who has had a decent+ paying job, a house, had paid it down and has saved in the market etc) Elon is worth 400,000 times more than you while you are only worth 40 times more than somebody who is only worth 25K. What a fuckbag
  22. well tanks for nuttin
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