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DigglerontheHoof

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  1. Their stupidity is truely dizzying.
  2. and it will work. I hate that cocksucker so much I'm seeinng red before 6am. God fucking damnnit he needs to fucking keel over and die.
  3. they'd mix it up with Ex-Lax for the ultimate, shitty, predestined result
  4. JFC they're stupid.
  5. Got an inkling of this back in 2020. I had this young, attractive Asian pedicurist that I frequented at a salon on the edge of my neighborhood. She was attending UNT and working her way through college. She and I always joked around a lot about various stupid shit and she seemed pretty liberal in her views but we never discussed politics. She was essentially my pedicurist for two years. Hell, we even exchanged cheap little Christmas presents for a couple of years. One day about a month before the election, out of the blue she asked me who I was voting for POTUS. I responded by saying something along the lines of "anyone but the orange baboon". She looked at me like I'd called her mother a whore. We cordially argued over him for a few minutes and thought we'd left it at that. The next time I went to schedule an appointment with her I was told she wasn't available. We never spoke again. Was crazy as hell. The nice owner told me she was maga as hell. Oh well.
  6. Damn, I had 175-90...missed it by 3 damned yards.
  7. He's got the looks for it. All he's missing is a club foot.
  8. Just stick to putting your dick in whores, you fucking moron.
  9. Couldn’t have said it better. Ive been looking for the straw that broke my Cowboy fandom’s back and that interview was it.
  10. JFC https://w3.newsmax.com/General/NMM/Offers/NMM-Woke-Jesus?dkt_nbr=042201mylypj Big warnings about "woke Jesus". I'm an atheist and know more about Jesus' teachings than these nazi cunts.
  11. Oh yeah, I've seen that idiot.
  12. Gary Sinise is on a Cruz commercial? Damn, if so, that's disappointing. You'd think someone who does as much for veterans as he has wouldn't support someone from the party that is constantly trying to fuck veterans over.
  13. What a miserable, weak, old, piece-of-shit cunt. I hope the Cowboys never win another game while he's alive.
  14. As a man, I don't see how you have respect for Cruz or Trump.
  15. Jerry absolutely knows he's the problem but he will never admit it. After he dies, Steven will take over and shit his own bed. The Cowboys will never win another SB while the Jones family owns the team.
  16. You should leave surly on a high note.
  17. The bottom okie's head's about to explode with realization.
  18. "Kids Ministry Coordinator"
  19. These two posts back-to-back are fantastic.
  20. Based on what I saw from him against the Vols and Barn, I thought he was faster than what I saw on Saturday. Guess only Texas has true SEC speed.
  21. They can be useful. Back in 2005 I couldn't find a ticket, so, with my wife in tow, I palmed a ticket taker $40 and got in. Sat up in the temporary endzone bleacher seats they had that year.
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