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Bender Bending Rodriguez

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  1. My 71 year old dad is a fuckin awesome Mexican from the valley that moved to Houston in the 70’s. Even in this crazy summer heat, his happy place is watching the Astros and Longhorns in his sweltering hot garage with nothing more than a small fan. We text/talk daily, but since he’s only about 15 minutes away, I’ll grab a cold six pack and head his way almost every Sunday. We’ll watch a game while he tinkers around with any one of about 10 ongoing woodworking projects. Hot as hell, but great times indeed.
  2. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
  3. It reminded me of the Jamaican Push Cart Derby at the beginning of Cool Runnings.
  4. People are claiming that Patrick Ewing had a huge dick. RPReplay_Final1686544456.mov
  5. “Right oblique discomfort”
  6. Was Marion’s bar part of the off-track betting in the Himalayas story Fletch was talking about?
  7. Kramer’s appreciation for Bette Midler’s work is hilarious.
  8. George had an aunt that was bosom-y.. She had a great body, bud!
  9. Marion is introduced by drinking a Sherpa under the table on top of a mountain in Nepal, followed by a 10 minute bar fight. So good.
  10. I’ll tell you who’s an attractive man, George Will.
  11. I’ve never really thought about this before, but birds don’t have teeth.
  12. I thought the first 20 minutes of Crystal Skull were pretty cool. I was impressed how they shifted the villain aesthetic from Nazis to Cold War Soviets…. Then it became ridiculous and sucked. We got a glimpse of the future of Indiana Jones in the prologue to Last Crusade and it was River Phoenix. He would have been a fantastic continuation for the franchise.
  13. Only one man can save the Swagger Club…
  14. Spirit Lake nearby still has thousands of dead trees floating around all these years later.
  15. I’m going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park.
  16. I often remind myself that the last guy on an NBA bench probably has his HS gym named after him.
  17. You're DAMN right it's me!
  18. The exact article that came to mind as I read this news. Brilliant writer. He’ll be missed.
  19. Loved this movie growing up.
  20. I’m probably old and out of touch, but I had to Google the guests he’s had in Miami so far. Yesterday’s interview was boring. Listened for about five minutes before bailing.
  21. While the authorities clearly screwed the pooch badly, it’s worth noting that the entirety of the criticism in that article comes from the dude that lost the election to the dude currently in charge. I stayed at that Inn one night for a good friend’s wedding. Beautiful place and perfect weather in June. csb/
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