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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Welcome to Austin, brother, where you send billions in property taxes to other entities, and can’t even fix broke shit here.
  2. Austin energy is owned, at least in a public sense, so we can vote for shit.
  3. Ya know this one? https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/mad-at-ticketmaster-pearl-jam-has-you-beat-by-28-years/
  4. This pisses me off so bad. Yeah Biden is old and decrepit. What are the alternatives? Trump? Is 'Merica gonna vote for a black woman named Kamala? A gay man named Pete? A Californian? Hell fucking no. The hate engine has spent the last 30 years tearing all of those options down. We need a democrat Hitler and we need him now.
  5. Or as Joseph would say about stale onions, “No slab, has moderate cry”.
  6. Brown in the stink, orange in the pink. I Think.
  7. Geezus guys that was my whole point. Don’t you want to weed out the people who YouTube how to shoot fireworks out of your ass? I think we’d all be better off.
  8. Pro tip - ethanol burns faster than the gasoline it's mixed with. So just buy 5 or 10 gallons of regular gas, boil it for about 3 to 5 minutes, and you have ethanol free. YMMV, but report back.
  9. No, just Adidas sweatpants.
  10. He should respond by challenging Trump to a lie detector test-off.
  11. lol no. He climbed a rotten pole to fix something during a storm, ended up on the ground dead.
  12. You live in the Vatican or what? Choose better words!
  13. I’m a little bit biased though, my best friends dad was a lineman and bit the dust trying to fix an electric line when we were about 5 yrs old. His stepdad after that was a pretty ok guy, but his first dad…. Let’s just say they didn’t shut down traffic for the funeral. Should have.
  14. The guys that go out and try to fix shit in these conditions are heroes in my book, all I was saying.
  15. They’ve always been the “first responders”, they just don’t get cool military toys and stuff. They do the job though. I’d rather they get the prime spot at Home Depot over the fatass disabled vet that served, well, served, and I got the purple diabetes!
  16. That there is beautiful spelled backward, my friend!
  17. Sounds like Beryl was SEC ready. Hopefully it pulls an aggy and doesn't do much except make noise.
  18. Couple of leftover grilled weiners. Shredded cheese hinge, spicy mustard, dill relish, jalapeños and fancied it up with some smoked Gouda on top.
  19. This timeline, man. Because east Texas and the Great Lakes really need the rain.
  20. The airport location is a dive but man they do have good food.
  21. Cameron County needs a good cleansing!
  22. Tell me more about this corosex business. No really, you’re going to use 50 gallons of water to wash out the peanut butter plastic, which then doesn’t get recycled anyway.
  23. (Apu). What better way to celebrate the independence of your country, than by blowing up a small piece of it!
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