Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Welcome to Austin, brother, where you send billions in property taxes to other entities, and can’t even fix broke shit here.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Austin energy is owned, at least in a public sense, so we can vote for shit.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Ya know this one? https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/mad-at-ticketmaster-pearl-jam-has-you-beat-by-28-years/
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
This pisses me off so bad. Yeah Biden is old and decrepit. What are the alternatives? Trump? Is 'Merica gonna vote for a black woman named Kamala? A gay man named Pete? A Californian? Hell fucking no. The hate engine has spent the last 30 years tearing all of those options down. We need a democrat Hitler and we need him now.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Or as Joseph would say about stale onions, “No slab, has moderate cry”.
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What are y’all buying for the next grid failure?
Brown in the stink, orange in the pink. I Think.
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What are y’all buying for the next grid failure?
Geezus guys that was my whole point. Don’t you want to weed out the people who YouTube how to shoot fireworks out of your ass? I think we’d all be better off.
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What are y’all buying for the next grid failure?
Pro tip - ethanol burns faster than the gasoline it's mixed with. So just buy 5 or 10 gallons of regular gas, boil it for about 3 to 5 minutes, and you have ethanol free. YMMV, but report back.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
No, just Adidas sweatpants.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He should respond by challenging Trump to a lie detector test-off.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
lol no. He climbed a rotten pole to fix something during a storm, ended up on the ground dead.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Uvalde strong!
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
You live in the Vatican or what? Choose better words!
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I’m a little bit biased though, my best friends dad was a lineman and bit the dust trying to fix an electric line when we were about 5 yrs old. His stepdad after that was a pretty ok guy, but his first dad…. Let’s just say they didn’t shut down traffic for the funeral. Should have.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
The guys that go out and try to fix shit in these conditions are heroes in my book, all I was saying.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
They’ve always been the “first responders”, they just don’t get cool military toys and stuff. They do the job though. I’d rather they get the prime spot at Home Depot over the fatass disabled vet that served, well, served, and I got the purple diabetes!
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
That there is beautiful spelled backward, my friend!
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Sounds like Beryl was SEC ready. Hopefully it pulls an aggy and doesn't do much except make noise.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Couple of leftover grilled weiners. Shredded cheese hinge, spicy mustard, dill relish, jalapeños and fancied it up with some smoked Gouda on top.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
This timeline, man. Because east Texas and the Great Lakes really need the rain.
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Old Fashioned Hamburger Stands
The airport location is a dive but man they do have good food.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Cameron County needs a good cleansing!
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WTF! Eating Freshwater fish equal to drinking a month's worth of water laced with PFOS
Tell me more about this corosex business. No really, you’re going to use 50 gallons of water to wash out the peanut butter plastic, which then doesn’t get recycled anyway.
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[Remains Found] Caleb Harris, the disappearing A&M CC kid
Seems like an insurance grab.
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Happy 4th of July!
(Apu). What better way to celebrate the independence of your country, than by blowing up a small piece of it!