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Angry Gorilla

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  1. I just cancelled my flight and hotel for the draft weekend. Sucks.
  2. It turns out he didn't really sing on his albums/music videos. Also, the podcast is really good too.
  3. I see she took off Fitness Freak from her profile
  4. I told myself I wasn’t touching that shit. But being quarantined does weird things to the mind.
  5. I tried real peanuts. Not sure there was anything salty enough to counteract that level of sweetness. Maybe I should have salted the rim.
  6. The Vans are safe because they never left the box
  7. Turns out I have plenty. When there is an explosion and your bowels empty out in I’ve brushed my teeth ~10 times and still have a faint taste in my mouth. The good news is I think my dog has forgiven me. I’m going to go sit in the sauna later and try to sweat out this nastiness.
  8. Sad to say I had to throw in the towel. Just puked all over the toilet. Had to switch to tasty beer and some online poker. I wonder if Nicole ever bought OJ peanut butter whiskey. Would explain a lot.
  9. Not sure I’ll have to force anything. It seems inevitable now.
  10. Serving #10: Pickleback! This has been the most palatable so far, or maybe I’m finally starting to get drunk.
  11. Serving #9: Infused with actual peanuts You know that face a baby makes when you give it a lemon? That’s what I’m doing with each drink. I’m craving the inevitable blackout, but not only does this bottle taste like asshole, it’s only fucking 60 proof. Maybe I should start mixing it with real whiskey. Or bleach.
  12. Tell my daughter I love her. Tell my wife this is her fault for buying this shit.
  13. Serving #8: as a shot with a lime chaser People use limes to cover up tequila shots right? And you might think the sourness would counteract the sweetness. Well you would be fucking wrong. I could barely taste the lime, and it somehow made a chemical reaction that made a peanut butter whiskey tasted paste that’s stuck in my mouth and I can’t wash out. My dog won’t come to me when I call her anymore.
  14. Serving #7: As a shot with a banana shot luge As expected the banana did little to mask the overwhelming sweet flavor. Eating the banana after did nothing. I’m starting to question my life choices. And why am I still wearing a rain poncho when I haven’t been outside in 3 hours?
  15. Serving #6: mixed with GNC Lean Shake powder, chocolate flavor. This is the only chocolate anything I could find, and I’m pretty sure it expired over a year ago. This has been the best so far, but I think a full scoop was too much. I might also be starting to hallucinate.
  16. Serving #5: As a shot with grape jelly chaser This has been the best so far. It still feels like getting hit in the face with a sock full of nickels when the whiskey hits my mouth, but the jelly did a decent job of covering it up. I do feel I might be doing irreparable damage to my taste buds.
  17. I wish I had those mixers, but I am having to MacGuyver this shit with what I have.
  18. Serving #4: as a shot with strawberry jelly I should have used the jelly as a chaser. It was thicker and sunk to bottom so when I took the shot the peanut awfulness came first, which caused me to gag a little before the jelly fell into my mouth. Trying to swallow a thick liquid while trying not to puke is hard (that’s what she said)
  19. Serving #3: Mixed with Coke To be honest this tastes the exact same as on the rocks. I used to use Coke to mix with cheap whiskey when I was poor. It does nothing to cover up the taste. I also feel that I’ve hit my daily suggested caloric intake after these 3 drinks.
  20. Serving #2: On the rocks Not surprisingly it tastes very similar to serving #1, but colder. But somehow the ice and tiny bit of water really bring out the sweetness. It’s like I took a spoonful of peanut butter then dipped it into Fun Dip.
  21. Against my better judgement, I broke into the peanut butter whiskey. Serving #1: Neat It smells like the rotten peanut you get when you are eating peanuts out the shell and you have to eat another one quickly to get the taste out of your mouth. The initial taste is the fake sweet peanut butter found in Reese’s, but with a lot more sugar. Following that is a distinct taste of rubber.
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