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Longhornstampede

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  1. Well that was the news alright.... 😲
  2. Dammit all to hell... That story on CBS 11 tonight hurt. Brought tears to my eyes thinking of everything he's been through and the solid character that he is as a person.
  3. Same. Still hanging on to the bitter end
  4. I kept it up for 2 more drinks... Then it was lights out and woke up with the TV watching me. Today I just got home from work and the fucking rangers have me drinking ahead of schedule....
  5. Ok ok @Hate One more.... but damn it's gonna have to be straight bourbon because I'm not motivated to mix shit.... I just started up my turnpike troubadours playlist.... so maybe it's more than one more
  6. For the first time in 18 months, since Feb 2 2022, I'm baaaaaack... Sort of. Had a bit of a medical scare back then. Used to be a regular contributor to this thread but had to cut back, instead I just cut it all off cold turkey. Tonight I've had three old fashioneds and I am fucked up and ready for bed. Goodnight kids
  7. She's got patriot missiles on her chest
  8. 1992. Stationed at DMAFB. The entire squadron was getting a safety briefing on the Africanized Killer Bees. The person giving the briefing retorically asked the group how can you tell Africanized bees from regular ones? One of our MSgts (good ol boy from east Texas) chimes in.... and I shit you not.... "By the size of their lips" You could have heard a pin drop
  9. Kind of reminded me of this...
  10. She still didn't show us her tits....
  11. Olivia attending Dallas College seems like kind of a whore....
  12. If you are able to watch long enough without puking she has a world class FUPA 🤮
  13. Bears gotta eat too...
  14. For the most part DFW tex mex has become "trendy" Tex Mex. For the good shit I still hit up Gonzalez in Pleasant Grove. The fucking tortillas there alone are worth the trip. Gonzalez also has another location in oak Cliff one block over from the Texas Theatre
  15. Holy shit. That's awful!!
  16. People who nickname themselves and insist on everyone else using it...
  17. ¡Porque Edgar es un culero!
  18. Guessing this has something to do with the heat maybe? brings to mind this....
  19. He was crawling toward his 72 virgins
  20. There was soccer on today?
  21. Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!
  22. One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it
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