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Longhornstampede

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  1. Please change the title of that other thread to Quinn Ewers-The Man, The Myth, The Idiot
  2. It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. Same name different person assumed the role. But the pirate wasn't a dork, because he was a pirate.
  3. Birthing hips on ol Bebe. I'm betting that snatch never dries out @Vic Mackey to the courtesy phone. You're being summoned to the stage
  4. Don't kink shame, bro
  5. It's got it's moments but there's no way I e been able to listen for more than a segment. Maybe 2. Ben and Skin are just unlistenable. Dobbs is just a clueless airhead. This morning the other 2 guys are talking about the alcohol situation in Qatar and one of them states that Budweiser will be allowed to serve Bud Zero. 30 seconds later Julie chimes in saying something like "oh, here you go, I just read that Budweiser will be selling Bud Zero". Dumb ass. Rhymes and Sirois just comes across as contrived and forced. Clunky. This whole "we say what we want" thread that runs through each show is old and stale already. I want to like this station more than I do but it still keeps tripping over itself.
  6. And you can now get it by the bag full
  7. HE'S NOT DERKA! 🙄😂😂😂
  8. Monica Lewinsky's oval office
  9. As well as being a shitty parent, it's a shame she has shitty aim too That's also going to take a bite out of her deposit on that Section 8 Apartment
  10. Those Twitter threads are so full of enraging stupid. Starting with the dumbasses screaming like old ninnies about it being intentional
  11. How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over all these receivers? - QE
  12. That sonic commercial was good practice for his next career
  13. Hope this helps cleanse the eyes... https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck34zILjFt0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  14. Ohio State laughing at UT for stepping in front of the bullet that the failure that Ewers is
  15. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1550293433813811201?t=LZ-orS9x55hYBlL9Rx9YRw&s=19 Fucking ouch!
  16. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1589417647787356160?t=45qFygbgho5Dmpni1siq9w&s=19
  17. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
  18. Pick her up around the waist and use her like a Fleshlight...
  19. He would gift her a huge pearl necklace.... As would I
  20. Even Holly Rowe is gonna get paid tonight!
  21. Jimbo the strategic genius at work....
  22. That's why he paid 20 bucks to spend the night in a warehouse thinking he was going to get lucky (Oldest aggy joke I know)
  23. I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night
  24. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjilXJpDB0E/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
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