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Longhornstampede

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  1. Nice dance move after eating a backhand 🤣🤣
  2. Bring back the 12th man walkon kickoff coverage team! Someone's getting a little salty...
  3. Damn talk about chromosome challenged
  4. Disagree... Most of them have faces made for radio
  5. How sweet the wine!
  6. Desi Hill running around to Yakkety Sitar
  7. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkyVcMXjASg/?igshid=MTg0ZDhmNDA=
  8. He needs to take more length
  9. Abuelita looking over that jackhole's shoulder while he bumbles his way through preparing a feast in the coke commercial is super creepy as fuck
  10. So just imagine what else she'd let you stick in it. I'll be in my bunk
  11. There's always THAT person....
  12. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS! This motherfucker needs to die, but I'd rather see them tied down to a reclining bench with arms outstretched out in the Chihuahuan dessert. Head propped up so they get a view of their entire body, and a canopy so that the sun doesn't kill them too quickly. Strip them naked, except for a protective headgear to keep the animals from saving them the horror of watching and hearing their bodies rendered to pieces by dessert creatures. Start with applying something sweet to their fingers and toes so the rodents start there... After that he's a scavenger's buffet.
  13. 'bout tree fiddy....
  14. I was listening to TCU get beat. Had to work today
  15. I TOLD you fuckers!.... Peachtree Rd and Military Pkwy in Mesquite
  16. Don't care... Got Beltbuster....
  17. Number 8 says Hold my beer
  18. The marked up finger nails thing sounds way to much like a Baker Mayfield bit....
  19. You should consider changing your handle to farting creamer
  20. Ben and Skin are the pinnacle of this....
  21. The golfing creamsicle Ricky Fowler wears all Puma gear
  22. Weatherford and Kerrville. I've been to both in the last year. My dad bought me a . 22cal Benjamin air rifle for Christmas there when I was 13 to shoot rabbits in the brush behind our house. I still have that gun.
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