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Longhornstampede

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  1. The goat isnt nervous because he knows where Jordan went to college...
  2. For his next trick he will be keeping abducted women in his basement before wearing their skin...
  3. So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle.... I think you can fill in the blanks hidden by the door handle
  4. I don't think anyone has yet to make sound go backwards.... Maybe
  5. Good God, roll that back into the water before it dries up and dies! The again....
  6. Loudest fucking machine I have ever seen take off too. You could t help but yell at the top of your lungs when started rolling down the runway!
  7. This was me at the first note of Danger Zone... Wife had to gently put her hand on my arm and tell me to settle the fuck down
  8. Unpopular opinions thread is thataway 👉
  9. I can almost smell that photo.... And it's not good
  10. Step 1. Call cops to the house Step 2. Wait for cops to show up Step 3. Fire 2 shots from gun as cops approach the house Step 4. Quickly put gun in 14 year old shit head's hand and shove him through the front door Step 5. Profit... I keed, I keed.... Maybe
  11. They probably already threatened them and their families to strong arm them into signing on
  12. But I bet the bride probably gave up anal...
  13. Finally caught up on this thread and I have a question.... Are the tournaments only 54 holes because Greg Norman always had a hard time finishing 72 of them? DJ should have been team captain of the High Flyers
  14. Who wore the look better? Phil or Hunter Biden?
  15. The eye chart is a nice touch. As if asking the patient to read it through their tears to forget the humiliation
  16. I think it was Southpark... The wife and several of her friends worked there and at the other theatres owned by the same chain around Austin. I didn't pay to see a movie from '86 to '90
  17. Are rattlesnakes brain dominant on one side or the other? And if so, does that determine what direction they could their bodies?
  18. Yeah! Yeah! Todd's cool!
  19. Good point. It was just pure fun and entertainment to me but I was trying to answer a couple of questions to stuff that may have been missed in watching the movie.
  20. In the first briefing about the mission and the target, Hamm's character explained to Maverick that the valley was jammed to block GPS signals, thus I don't think that Tomahawks could have been used to take out the main target, but I'm still not clear as to why they weren't used on the SAM stations other than to retain the element of surprise.
  21. Using Gen 5 jets would have meant TONS of CGI due to restricted access to them. I don't think Cruise wanted that and I'm glad he went with real jets and flight sequences nearly devoid of CGI.
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