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Longhornstampede

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  1. Good thing he didn't lose it to carjackers..
  2. “Jaws, the older dog who was turning six that day, sustained a bullet to the nose.” that's a hell of a BOOP!
  3. He couldn't take all the length...
  4. Dodge trucks have made me detest Chris Stapleton's voice...
  5. Glad that at least they didn't ventilate you with a gun. Doubt you could have helped yourself much, Doc.
  6. Passed away today. She was 76..curious statement from the daughters. Sad if she took her own life for some reason. “Today we sisters experienced a tragedy. We lost our beautiful mother to the disease of mental illness,” the statement said. “We are shattered. We are navigating profound grief and know that as we loved her, she was loved by her public. We are in unknown territory.”
  7. Headed to Cozumel for 5 days soon and wondering if I should exchange some dollars to pesos or can I just do everything there with dinero Americano? Are there any risks or advantages to exchanging some or not exchanging? Yeah I know this sounds naive but I haven't been further than a couple of border towns in over 30 years.
  8. That's not how it works....that's not how any of it works....
  9. During football season, according to some posters on here, he does shit dicks....
  10. I keep hearing the Mad Men theme in my head...
  11. 2022 Drunk Thread is thataway...
  12. You wouldn't believe the cases Ben Abbott takes on
  13. I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before..
  14. Mino ftw adding the Sturmgasm to the drop of Bob's wife cackling about the ham!
  15. I guess the local softball tourney sparked some rage...
  16. Keep my (fantasy) wife's name outcho fucking mowf!
  17. I read it as a suggestion for her to shit on his chest, you know, just to prove she has normal functions
  18. Another Nick Rose duck hook. LOL
  19. Aaaand Nick Rose yanks a fg attempt wayyyyyy left to end the first half
  20. He was running light. Had just delivered a pair of Nikes
  21. Geezus that thing is huge! Did you buy it for the astronauts on the ISS to know what time it is?
  22. Or a monitor lizard's ass?
  23. It just sticks to my teeth like....pieces of wax
  24. Is there any upside to buying honey with the wax honeycomb in it? It sure seems like a lot of trouble
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