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Longhornstampede

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  1. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS! This motherfucker needs to die, but I'd rather see them tied down to a reclining bench with arms outstretched out in the Chihuahuan dessert. Head propped up so they get a view of their entire body, and a canopy so that the sun doesn't kill them too quickly. Strip them naked, except for a protective headgear to keep the animals from saving them the horror of watching and hearing their bodies rendered to pieces by dessert creatures. Start with applying something sweet to their fingers and toes so the rodents start there... After that he's a scavenger's buffet.
  2. 'bout tree fiddy....
  3. I was listening to TCU get beat. Had to work today
  4. I TOLD you fuckers!.... Peachtree Rd and Military Pkwy in Mesquite
  5. Don't care... Got Beltbuster....
  6. The marked up finger nails thing sounds way to much like a Baker Mayfield bit....
  7. You should consider changing your handle to farting creamer
  8. Ben and Skin are the pinnacle of this....
  9. The golfing creamsicle Ricky Fowler wears all Puma gear
  10. Weatherford and Kerrville. I've been to both in the last year. My dad bought me a . 22cal Benjamin air rifle for Christmas there when I was 13 to shoot rabbits in the brush behind our house. I still have that gun.
  11. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj4Mm59oxG2/?igshid=MTg0ZDhmNDA=
  12. Sorry for the new thread but I couldn't figure out where to put this.. In the movie during a scene in the locker room this poster is hanging on the wall. I know there are some pretty resourceful MFers on this board that could find it a lot faster than I (or if it's even out there). Any help? Please?
  13. What in the ever -lovin name of every Kansas City faggot is THIS shit??
  14. Maybe Chevy will show some respect and stop ruining that song for people by taking that stupid commercial off the air
  15. This page is entertaining
  16. Someone upthread mentioned DQs in some other states having flavors for dipping cones other than chocolate. I distinctly remember, as a kid, having red dipped cones at DQ in my hometown here in Texas. I really wish it would make a return.
  17. Nice find was the DQ in Goldwaithe. Best DQ food I've had in a while... Including the fries that were done just right and everything was hot and fresh
  18. Tech just setting up for the fg
  19. Give Jimbo another extension!!!
  20. Gotta beat the rush to buy lighter fluid for those couches!
  21. Ohio State might not punt in the entire first half
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