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SimonBolivar

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  1. Lol this is non Houston-DFW-Austin-San Antonio Texas man. It was met with boisterous applause and demographically-diverse charities sounds like some liberal bull to me.
  2. Best part was the old CEO never paid and nobody ever said shit to him, but a poor part-timer making $15/hr that started last week was fresh meat. My favorite story with him was Christmas time when the CEO's assistant came around asking for donations to give the CEO a Christmas gift. My first year I thought it was a joke, but sure enough it was real. Man I'm glad that asshole retired.
  3. No pressure to do it at all, but there are plenty of Nazis who are all about making sure the donation is in if you do wear jeans.
  4. My company put up to a vote on Teams for what we'll donate our $5/month to wear jeans charity for this year as it's been Relay for Life for a decade or two. Of course doing it on Teams where every Karen in the company spends 6 hours a day pretending it's facebook means that we are now donating to....Care-Net...yay. Guess no jeans for me for the next decade.
  5. If I go back in there without any food...there's gonna be trouble.
  6. We're 10 times better than Japan! Suck it you fish and rice lovers. What are you going to do with those extra 15 years of life?
  7. This is pure Mexican disinformation here as they plan their "training exercises" in Baja California before they roll on San Diego.
  8. Grad school just started up again for me and this sounds familiar
  9. I've been to all of Orlando, Branson, and Pigeon Forge multiple times. I'll never forget Pigeon Forge in the summer of 2001. It was basically a giant shrine to Dale Earnhardt, but all of it was purchasable.
  10. I'd put Cedar Point at #1, but Magic Mountain is pretty close as a pure rollercoaster park and when you leave the park you're close to LA instead of close to Cleveland.
  11. I say this as a former cast member who has been plenty of times, but Dinsey fans are weird.
  12. Talk about a tourism boom. I'd visit it for sure then.
  13. Yeah but that's true for pretty much anything.
  14. And it looks like the Haitian team won't get visas, boo I had tickets.
  15. Do you also consume way too many Core Power Elite protein shakes?
  16. That's the goal here for the rest of the month. I only weigh in once a week and hit 157 last week so should be doable. I do weights Mon, Wed, Fri, and 30 min runs on the treadmill Tues and Thurs (3ish miles). I try to stick to 1800 calories and usually end up a pound or so down a week. It's amazing the results you can see with some consistency in weight training. I wish I had done it more than running years ago. Also 34 but only 5'7
  17. West Ham and Everton in the relegation zone right now sounds perfect.
  18. Like how they sell "fireball" at Wal-Mart in Texas.
  19. I don't want a movie hot dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog!
  20. That's a fucking stand-in leopard if I've ever seen one. They'll never find the real one. It's probably halfway to Mexico by now.
  21. I'm like your husband spending all day soaking one in. One time I took the now wife on a date to a museum when we were dating and she showed up in heels. I've been fucked on rushing through museums ever since.
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