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South Austin

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  1. I would be gruntled with Neal Bown.
  2. No shit. Many men have been late to work because of pussy.
  3. I make baked ziti/penne about once every other week. My family loves it and it fees us for a couple days.
  4. Good for Quentin. Was a bad mofo in the Texas backfield.
  5. Yeah, I saw the dick, too.
  6. Quoted because I can’t find better words to say myself at the moment.
  7. Jesus. When is the last time since “Achy Breaky Heart” topped the charts that America this hated by the world?
  8. $1,000 says somebody on Team Trump saw the uncomfortable look on Marco’s face in the Oval Office and told him to get his shit together and send a slobbering tweet like this.
  9. America.
  10. There goes that final microscopic shred of respect I had for Little Marco.
  11. Trump rooted for the Russians in Red Dawn.
  12. Mike Judge wasn't bullshitting us.
  13. "She hoped for faces to be eaten, but not hers."
  14. I'm guessing he was the last person to stand and leave the room.
  15. All I know is that is that in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah starts with an "I."
  16. I know a lawyer who specializes in coaching malpractice. I'll PM you his contact info. Pretty sure he takes cases on contingency.
  17. South Austin

    SXSW 2025

    I'm in, just for the Holy Fuck merch table.
  18. He needs to touch himself more.
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