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South Austin

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  1. Well I just added something to my Super Bowl menu.
  2. You could’ve lied and said they were hand cut, and I would’ve believed you.
  3. We will be a stronger nation because of it.
  4. He’s going to have had 20 jobs before he’s 30.
  5. Wait, do you mean to tell me that rep-groveling jokes about my mom is not an overplayed trope???
  6. Used Up Slut is my new wedding band name.
  7. Totally. I’m just going to keep refreshing this thread until I find out where an 18-year-old decided to play football.
  8. It’s a shame we didn’t have iPhones back then.
  9. “Yay, we overpaid to stop Texas from flipping another one or our recruits!”
  10. Tell us about the fries in the foreground. Those look tasty.
  11. I’m guessing Blooch has been on a two-day bender to put himself in the right frame of mind to go on the air and appear happy with the recent coaching hire and recruiting class.
  12. I’m was waiting for Lobo to work in a Heidislut remark. Well done, good sir.
  13. I managed to get one this morning at $18.99/lb. and thought I was getting a steal.
  14. I like DixonHur’s better. Also, his username checks out.
  15. I always thought it would be great to have sex with her and tell her to find a career outside of acting.
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