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South Austin

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  1. Arch needs to throw all day to Bryce’s area of the field.
  2. He must be paying them.
  3. David Pollack is going to be Graham Harmon's guest columnist on Gig Em Gazette.
  4. So as I read the title, your wife wants to take your kids on a Disney Cruise. I guess the real question is, what are you going to do with all that excellent time by yourself? Vegas?
  5. Great. Some goober had to math up my joke.
  6. How do you know it's not roping?
  7. Loved him in Elvis. He got robbed of the Oscar.
  8. He beet you to it.
  9. Well, your wife shaved him, so . . . .
  10. Okay, hear me out. Sark coaches the Longhorns for another 10 years, picking up a championship here and there. When he retires, Harbaugh's show cause order will have expired, we hire Harbaugh, he cheats his ass off to a couple more Longhorn titles, then leaves for another NFL job, and the NCAA hands down another 10-year show cause for Harbaugh, but does nothing to Texas except suspend our next head coach for the Rice game, leaving all our titles and wins in place.
  11. Not just mozzarella sticks, but viral mozzarella sticks. They don't specify which virus, though, but I'm guessing its a rotating menu of viruses.
  12. But Limas’ grandmother was Dutch.
  13. Thank you for posting the Catherine O'Hara eulogy. Again.
  14. I've used this or similar gifs on the aggy thread:
  15. And, Hill's leaving after this season.
  16. Unless there's a lot of raping going on at Boston University, I think the answer is no.
  17. I mean, it would seem odd for the NCAA to call a press conference to announce minor sanctions, unless their doing it to grandstand with some sternly worded remarks against Michigan's conduct to show they're being tough will handing down a slap on the wrist.
  18. Just kale me now.
  19. "There goes my Hero." -- Larry Johnson, Aug. 30, 2025. after third quarter sack on Ohio State QB.* I dremt it in my hed.
  20. Nobody puts Les Wang in a corner. https://www.bswhealth.com/physician/lester-wang
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