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South Austin

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  1. And you wonder why we’re leaving the Big XII.
  2. Tony Jerod-Eddie. Holy fucking shit if true. And richw4's avatar is perfect for that post.
  3. Strong to quite strong resume: Coaching career After graduating from Randolph–Macon in 1995, Bateman went to work for a company that sold paper machinery. He got into coaching when the owner sold the company, working as an assistant coach at Benedictine High School in Richmond.[1] He got his first job in the college ranks at Hampden–Sydney College in 1997 as a graduate assistant, working with the defensive line and linebackers. He was named the defensive coordinator at Siena College in New York in 1999, and was promoted to head coach in 2000. At the time of his promotion, he was said to be the youngest head coach in Division I football at 26.[2] After the football program was shut down in 2003, he joined the coaching staff at Richmond in 2004 as their assistant secondary coach, on a coaching staff that had future college and NFL assistants, such as Mike Elko, Patrick Graham, and Marcus Satterfield. He also had assistant coaching stints under Pete Lembo at Lehigh, Elon, and Ball State.[3] Army Bateman was named the defensive coordinator at Army in 2014. He was suspended in 2017 when it was revealed that he had received improper information from former Wake Forest radio announcer Tommy Elrod.[4] In addition to the suspension, he was also fined $25,000 and forced to attend an ethics training program.[5] Bateman was named a finalist for the Broyles Award in 2018, the award given to the top assistant coach in college football.[6] In his tenure with Army, he improved the Black Knights defense from 91st overall in 2014 to 8th in the country in 2018.[7] North Carolina Bateman was named the co-defensive coordinator and safeties coach at North Carolina on December 9, 2018.[8] He and co-coordinator Tommy Thigpen oversaw the position change and development of former quarterback Chazz Surratt into an all-conference linebacker and NFL draftee and brought in several top defensive recruits to the program, being a key player in the Tar Heels' recruiting upswing. After three years leading the Tar Heel defense, Bateman and UNC agreed to part ways after the 2021 season, which featured the worst defensive unit of his tenure.[9] Florida In January 2022, Bateman joined Billy Napier's staff at Florida as the inside linebackers coach. [lulz] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Bateman
  4. He also shot down Stoops for HC, and that's worked out well for aggy.
  5. Did you talk to your friend at the NIS? Yeah, he said if Stew E doesn't want to be found, we're not gonna find him. He said I could be E Stew and you wouldn't even know.
  6. You know what Klein did before he became an offensive coordinator? Counterintelligence. He’s gone. There is no Klein.
  7. Right in that meaty part of the curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.
  8. csb on bowling in Nebraska: My senior year of high school I dated a girl whose family was from Nebraska. (She also had massive tits, which is a csb in itself.) Anyway, some of her family came down from Nebraska for graduation and we all went bowling. Her cousin was about the same age as us, and I swear I've never seen a more amazing bowler in my life. Apart from his ridiculous score, he would show off some mad bowling tricks, like spinning one ball slowly down the lane where it was precisely aimed for one rear corner pin, and at the last second would blast a second ball that would take care of the other 9 pins. I figured that since the state of Nebraska sucked so much the guy had nothing better to do than bowl every minute of his spare time (no pun intended). So seems like the University of Nebraska would be hot shit in bowling, until Texas decides to start a bowling team and we rip their heart out again like Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Did I mention that my high school girlfriend had huge tits?
  9. They're obviously in their carb-loading phase.
  10. Have you ever heard of a fucking period? It goes at the end of a sentence. Try it.
  11. The guy had 38 catches for 514 yards and 4 TDs in 2023, while flat out quitting in the final games. Seems like the portal re-rankings are still heavily influenced by high-school rankings, at least in that case.
  12. Aside from his reported attitude, with Whittington, Worthy, and Mitchell leaving, there's no established upperclass receiver to help keep him in check. I'm perfectly fine if Texas passes on this one.
  13. Oviously afraid to compete with the ODU transfer.
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