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South Austin

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  1. The good thing is that if you have a federal project, there won’t be any inspectors checking for rebar.
  2. Fair. Sometimes I get the shits from reading your posts.
  3. Can a car dealer claim prima nocte? Asking for a friend considering a career change.
  4. Shutting out critical members of the media and allowing only those favorable to your messaging is strait out of the autocrat playbook. But it doesn't seem to be ringing alarm bells to any meaningful degree.
  5. Nice. I usually top my meatloaf with some version of Melinda's ketchup.
  6. You're rather harsh on Brisket.
  7. I've been waiting 16 years for someone to say this out loud. Thank you.
  8. I would have accepted this in Check Out This Fucking Sandwich, or even Shit I've Cooked Lately. That looks delicious. Meatloaf is one of those things that I reluctantly ate as a kid, but have grown to love as an adult.
  9. Keep waiting. He's kicking the malcontents out of the White House Correspondents Association and replacing them with MAGA media.
  10. We obviously need more fraud to secure those 5-star signings.
  11. Outrageous. I can’t book a room until 2035.
  12. I will take this on contingency.
  13. When things keep getting shitty, I see MAGAs taking this and running with it.
  14. I'm pretty sure they were smart.
  15. True. But seems like the other EV options are significantly more than the Tesla 3, which is cheaper than a lot of other standard gas-guzzling sedans. Thankfully I'm not in the market for another couple years.
  16. I don't make all of my purchasing decisions with an entirely clear conscience. But several years ago after my best friend was one of the few people I knew who owned a Tesla, I entertained the idea of eventually getting one, because I like to get behind decreasing our dependence on fossil fuels, he rarely had any maintenance issues, and it seemed like a pretty cool car. Now? No fucking way I buy a Tesla. But I'm skeptical that there are enough people like me who will make an appreciable dent in Tesla sales. I still see them all over the place.
  17. No, they were set to be transferred from the base. Check the tower logs, for Christ sake.
  18. Hey, Chris Jessie is on Surly!
  19. Yeah, fuck that guy, too.
  20. Correction:
  21. Danger-Jew is the name of my polka thrash band.
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