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South Austin

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  1. Tanner never had sex with her. Party because she was young enough to be his daughter. But mainly because she didn't know the capital of Texas.
  2. A lot of Longhorn ass-kickings in that graphic.
  3. Speaking of which, I'm getting my first colonoscopy in early February, a couple months after turning 49. PSA: Men and women, if you're over 45, get a colonoscopy. 50 years used to be the timing, but given the increase in colon cancer in both men and women in their early to mid-40s, the medical community has now recommended that all get a colonoscopy at 45.
  4. Don't think you're so special. We're all fucking weird.
  5. I mean, we got to see her bush. But that movie was just awful all the way around.
  6. I enjoy that although we haven't played Nebraska in football since 2010 we still find ways to crush their soul.
  7. Be patient. The rest of his staff is currently in the CFP.
  8. If the Klein hire falls through, you can be sure that Loochie will say he knew this would happen and aggy has already gotten interest from several top college OCs.
  9. Lincoln freed black people. Huge RINO.
  10. The fact that Strong with Watson as his OC was able to look remotely attractive to Texas shows just how great Teddy Bridgewater was as a college QB.
  11. No. 1 has sweet form on his jumper. If he enters the portal, Rodney Terry needs to be all over that.
  12. Looks great, Jerry. Checking my inbox and the invite hasn’t arrived yet.
  13. Sorta where my kid may be headed. UDub is her top choice, but I don’t think they’ll give her anything. Oregon and Lewis & Clark are already throwing her a lot of money, and she’s starting to understand that may direct her ultimate decision.
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