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South Austin

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  1. Does fapping count as movement? Asking for a friend.
  2. My midlife crisis was the Charlie Strong years.
  3. Translation: I live in Hawaii. Kneel before Zod.
  4. I turned 50 today. I don’t feel 50. I’m going for another quality 25 years.
  5. Do you take the over or under on that?
  6. Klubnik is still mad about John Mackovic passing on him?
  7. If you hadn’t made the cobbler we would’ve beaten Georgia. Thanks for thinking of the team, asshole.
  8. He spit derp into a cup?
  9. That presents a real matchup problem.
  10. Pretty cool. I’ve never seen that discussed before.
  11. I’m rooting for State.
  12. She didn’t have to get as wet.*
  13. Would be great if Herman could get the Kansas OC job.
  14. Because you picked Texas by only 6?
  15. Press Conference Belichick and Talk Show Guest Belichick are completely different human beings. But the latter still seems like someone who would get real tired real quick of kissing teenagers' asses.
  16. Seriously, this is why NFL guys like Belicheck who don't have the personality or inclination to kiss players' asses don't do well in college, especially in the portal days when a player can tell a dickhead coach to fuck off and go to another team.
  17. Occasionally when one of my law partners who loves this movie see me in the office and asks how's it going, I say--
  18. Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? What? If you lick my butthole.
  19. Mack to Oklahoma State would really tie the room together.
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