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South Austin

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  1. That's unfortunate. Cream gravy stains can be hard to get out.
  2. As great of a true freshman season Anthony Hill had, I think Colin's will be significantly better.
  3. We need to send Sweat on several long post patterns. They'll never see it coming.
  4. It's Lobo's special gift. He and Brisket should work Vegas.
  5. I examined Garret Miller thoroughly and gave him a clean bill of health. That's why it had to be poison, right Commander? Because Lord knows if you put a tight end with a serious coronary condition on the field and that tight end died of a heard-related incident, you'd have a lot to answer for, wouldn't you Doctor? Object! Move to strike! Sustained. I've no more questions, your honor.
  6. Other than a forfeit, which is just about as embarrassing, how?
  7. And if your kid joined a Hitler youth movement are you going to wear a swastika on your sleeve? If I had a kid who was an athlete at aggy, I'm not going to disown them, and I'll attend as many of their events as I can. But I'm not fucking wearing aggy gear, and I'm not singing their stupid songs or participating in their dumbass yells. Considering that my kids have grown up going to Longhorn sporting events with me their whole life, I think they'd perfectly understand that.
  8. Regarding Dirty Sixth, I think the last time I went to a bar in that area was a trip to Coppertank my last semester of law school in 1999. I recall that it seemed to be populated mostly by meathead douchebags, so it wasn't my vibe, and it just felt like I had aged out of the area. The only time I'm remotely near Dirty Sixth at night is a show at Stubb's, and to avoid having to walk the surrounding streets I just have an uber pick me up right outside the entrance when the show is over.
  9. I'm sure Looch and the rest of aggy nation have already baked plenty of excuses, but their bowl game against Oklahoma State has the potential to be an embarrassment.
  10. I'm not going to argue that's an incredible case of injustice, because there's a great argument for giving that award to DeBoer. But I also don't mind the extra motivation if the team disagrees with me.
  11. And we're going to make Bell County pay for it!
  12. Please, Ronda Santis, make this part of your platform when you stump in your great state of Florida.
  13. fyi, I was curious so I checked his profile page, and it looks like he hasn't posted as much, but has repped a few posts over the last couple of weeks.
  14. It permeates all of his films. I thought his best work was Spiderman: No Way Home. Maybe it's because he seemed to not take himself too seriously. Overall, though, an awfully mediocre actor.
  15. Tanner never had sex with her. Party because she was young enough to be his daughter. But mainly because she didn't know the capital of Texas.
  16. A lot of Longhorn ass-kickings in that graphic.
  17. Speaking of which, I'm getting my first colonoscopy in early February, a couple months after turning 49. PSA: Men and women, if you're over 45, get a colonoscopy. 50 years used to be the timing, but given the increase in colon cancer in both men and women in their early to mid-40s, the medical community has now recommended that all get a colonoscopy at 45.
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