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South Austin

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  1. A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
  2. It doesn't seem plausible at all because the various dickheads involved aren't sticking with that, and instead are throwing out other shit excuses (e.g., it wasn't a mistake, it wasn't classified, Hillary!).
  3. My lawn crew is looking for extra money, so I'll send those guys over to your place.
  4. Have you worn a pair of imitation Jams?
  5. My parents could only afford one pair of name-brand Jams. The rest were bo-bo's.* *Bo-bo's is the 1980s term for generic or knockoff-brand products like clothing or shoes, at least on the east coast where I grew up. Some of you will never know the humiliation of boarding the school bus and hearing others derisively shouting, "Hey, look at the bo-bo's South Austin is wearing!"
  6. Well, the world needs leaf blowers too.
  7. Ordinarily, people who drive under the speed limit annoy me. But I give all of them a pass on I35. I consider myself a pretty good and confident driver, but I white-knuckle it for some stretches on that corridor of hell. My parents live in Georgetown, and even thought it's farther and subject to tolls, I usually take 130 when I visit them and avoid I35.
  8. The best worst and the brightest dumbest.
  9. I chucked as much at the avatar as I did the dick on the goober truck.
  10. Why would his mobile device autofill the contact of a journalist at a rag lib publication?
  11. I can’t believe he’s turning a blind eye to this.
  12. Congrats! One of our friends' daughters has Colorado State very high on her list. Fort Collins seems like a fantastic town for the college years.
  13. I'd vote for Comedor. My personal preference: While I like a good steak joint, I think they're pretty "meh" for an anniversary dinner, unless your wife is enthusiastic about one of those places. Edit: Responding to Firemans4Horn, I echo the Este rec if you want to hit the east side. Really great food and a cool vibe.
  14. Stephen Miller: "Elon told me that Trump said it was okay to start bombing."
  15. Holy shit. I don't think I've ever seen Graham's pumper this low on sunshine.
  16. This is so aggy. A coach who never came close to a national title, with a 123-47-2 record during the demise of the fledgling Southwest conference, beating up on the likes of Rice, TCU, Houston, Baylor, post-death-penalty SMU, and yes, a Texas team for the most part mired in mediocrity. He also had a 3-8 bowl record, including 0-4 in the Cotton Bowl. This is how you get a statue in aggyville.
  17. Debate question: Is this more or less of a "meh" hire than Steve Sarkisian? I've become a huge fan of Sarkisian, but I recall I had a "well, okay, I guess so" reaction when Texas hired him. Maybe right now Sean Miller is feeling a little like that.
  18. It's the least he could do since he's probably never paid her.
  19. Today's bubbles are tomorrow's foam party.
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