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Native Horn

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  1. Anybody else notice how Maldonado was halfway up the first base line when Adolis crossed home plate? Although that yuge unit of a home plate umpire might have been able to break up any shenanigans.
  2. To be fair, no snake is poisonous.
  3. Correction - copperheadless.
  4. That's just how he rolls.
  5. I'm ok winning the first game in 2024.
  6. And also, Kirkland paper towels are not wrapped individually in packs of 12.
  7. Because there might actually BE a kid on your lawn.
  8. Both are edible. Avocados from Mexico! Lettuce from Romania!
  9. Natalya is really looking to get fired. And the new French deckhand is a douche.
  10. Fred Akers' daughter drove one of these in high school. (Go Knights!)
  11. Oh shit. Hope Jeep Mafia don't see this.
  12. To be fair, that's only six more than they needed.
  13. Hopefully THIS day soon.
  14. Jimbo is a genius. Why would you kick it in bounds backed that far up?
  15. She appears to be about 9 feet tall. WNB.
  16. Please do not touch! Roger that.
  17. Would have home field against the Dbacks too. #nojinx
  18. Al Pervik, amirite?
  19. Wordle 843 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 842 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 lulz
  21. I served on a Travis Co DWI jury trial last week. Defendant found not guilty due to lack of evidence (didn't collect breath or blood, even though defendant said he would offer them - field sobriety tests seemed OK according to video). After trial was over, I did some research on the defendant. It appears that 18 days after his DWI stop in Austin (this was in 2021), he had another incident in his hometown (not near Austin) where he was driving drunk and two of his passengers died. Furk. Hated to see that, but the jury I was on still made the right call in his Travis Co case.
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