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SydneyCarton

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  1. None of these people at a dinner with female athletes. It’ll be the prison visitation scene from Midnight Express multiplied by 30.
  2. The TE is still an overlooked position in all of CFB. Obviously not to sark. I say keep it at the TE and it’s still a cool differentiator. If you’re talking pivoting to another sport, like softball or volleyball, well ok. Let’s do it. but I don’t think you can let this fucking braintrust of reprobates have a dinner with any of our female athletes.
  3. I laughed harder at this than I should have, to be honest. Wonderful.
  4. To be fair we’re also falling apart because of age.
  5. Has anyone heard from The Great Hornsby? Is that motherfucker even alive today, or did he kick the chair out from under himself with "Mike White Did This" scrawled on his bare chest in lipstick?
  6. Ignoring the fact that youre assuming those chains are real diamonds/gold/platinum...Are you implying that because they're black, their families shouldn't have money to get chains for their HS kids? Do you drive around going "how did that little fucking bitch afford that BMW? She must be turning tricks." **Nice edit, you ALMOST got your post changed in time.
  7. I generally agree. This is reddit with a user interface I don't despise. Additionally, no one here is showing off their lives, because most of these people are degenerate slobs who should be ashamed of themselves. And the rest, like myself, have zero desire to give away enough information that the rest of you unwashed plebians could actually find me.
  8. I didn't realize the actress from Throw Momma From The Train and The Goonies had a grandson!
  9. No, I mean, I get all of what you're saying. I'm simply looking at it through the prism of what I think that salary and household income is going to get someone in the next 10-20 years with the cost of skyrocketing things like homes, cars, even food. To me what you're describing is people getting second jobs to make ends meat. I get where you're coming from, I just think what you're describing in another 15 years will be closer to where you came from than where it exists currently.
  10. I mean, does he have reason to be modest? Doesn't that imply he has praiseworthy traits?. Remember, this is all about HIM.
  11. Between these two posts, I'm curious Brisket, what do you consider "secure life to provide for my family" money these days?
  12. Good on you for having high aspirations. You'll never be smart, handsome, or have good takes, but hey, you're not a quitter. So you get back out there and butcher the english language with gusto!
  13. I don’t get bunting there.
  14. He muffed all those fielding plays? He personally iced all our bats?
  15. This the same crew that was dying we don’t bring her in for salmon?
  16. Mike White fucked up this fielding too.
  17. He made your watch while your wife went ass to mouth on him, didn’t he? I think you’re so angry because you liked it.
  18. I’ve been told with authority by an internet poster that isn’t at all unhinged that softball pitchers have unlimited bullets. Fatigue isn’t a thing.
  19. I think Mike White fucked Great Hornsby’s wife, and then fucked Great Hornsby.
  20. Thats stupid. tk was shaky in the first inning last night. Most guys are shaky when they get in. Mac was tonight. I don’t want to bring in a new pitcher with the bases fucking loaded.
  21. Fuck this bitch. Plunk her.
  22. Delayed to 750 due to weather
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