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SydneyCarton

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  1. If B Wizzle 2145 says it, well take it to the bank. Also it's a coin flop that that guy's actual name is Brad or Braydyn Wizzle and 2145 is his 401k balance.
  2. Yeah yeah, I'm sure that 10 year old looked at you with watery, pleading eyes and said "Pappa, Pappa, will you please wear a 'Grumpy' dwarf shirt for my Snow White themed Magic Kingdom Birthday Party? It's all I want in the WORLD" and your three-sizes too small heart just burst and you said "Of course son, I will grant your VERY specific wish for a Magic Kingdom themed birthday party group, and not because it was totally my idea in the first place."
  3. What did I fucking tell you shitwads? Disney Adult.
  4. We're not losing to fucking Florida in the swamp. Even if Lagway is healthy, which is a big IF, they're still coached by sun-belt Billy. I don't see Lagway handling our pass rush well. At all. And it's not like our secondary is fucking weak. He hangs his hat on the deep ball, and he's great at it, but if even if he delivers some he's going to be fucking punished for it.
  5. There's usually an empty suite next to ours. I'll just hang out there.
  6. Eh. I wholeheartedly support Mateer getting deep into it with a bookie and having to throw some games.
  7. So are we going to get a CloseToJaggering Bingo card going for the opening game(s) of the year? Or just wager on some yardage and scoring totals? We could do straight cash, homey, or make CTJ just names his next kid Parker Alan Jackson _____________.
  8. We need to use modern technology to get the quality of these videos upgraded to HD somehow. I probably settle down and watch VY highlights once or twice a year, and I'm always struck by how bad the quality is for most of the videos. As in, I swear it didn't look that dark and grainy watching it live back in 04 and 05. Or on my DVR of the Rose Bowl I kept around for years.
  9. Maybe. Were those people regular Texags posters?
  10. “It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed.
  11. But it's not. None of those people are going to come back and eat crow, or admit they were wrong, or apologize, or offer a mea culpa, or change their behavior. Because if you're even half right about what you say, and you're probably more than half right, they'll never give you the satisfaction, much less admit to their own bad takes/behavior. Do you think everyone is taking notes about the posters in your screenshots to remind themselves later "Oh fuck, that's one of the idiots Derka smoked about Quinn Ewers?" No. This isn't real life, this is the internet. As a result, all people read is you showing up, crying about how right you were and those meanies won't come back and eat crown and apologize, and bithcing about the horrible personal attacks you've suffered. But ok, that doesn't come across as "whining," right? Because you say so, I guess. And now they see me telling you to stop whining about it. You're whining about grown men being "held accountable" for their own actions when you consistently don't hold yourself accountable for your actions here right now. Park Gothic is right, there is no reasoning possible here. I'll see myself out. @troph Your long national nightmare is now over.
  12. Oh, I think you do. I think we all know why.
  13. You're 100% right. I don't spend much time here on the football board, I don't really spend much time on the baseball board, and if I do it's the college baseball board. I don't do anything on the basketball board. I show up on the Volleyball and Softball threads at the appropriate times of the year, for about a month. The rest of my time on Surly is spent on 995, with some Daily Texan, Food & Travel and historically some Cloak Room, although that's down to zero these days. I don't know how often it happens to you. I can't quantify that. But you're sort of proving my point, because damn near every time I do run into you here, guess what you're doing? Therefore, what is my perception of you likely to be, fair or not? I think it's somewhat ironic, to the point of laughable, that you want to accuse someone else of making a mountain out of this, or any, molehill. When you start slinging shit, it's perfectly justified. When I, or others, show up and say "Hey, stop slinging shit" we're being hyperbolic and over-reacting? Oh, I see, this is my fault for complaining and continuing the conversation, but you're the victim and in no way accountable for the initial posting and your responses. Seems totally reasonable. If you want the hive mind to stop following you around, stop making it so easy for them with how you post. I've been one of the bigger advocates for you on this site, and I'm finding this thread boring and tedious. I don't have a moral high ground of any kind. I'd love for your posts to not come across as whining and plaintive, and not giving those shitfaces reasons to follow you around and be bitches, and I'd love for you to respond in a way where people who are predisposed to advocate for you aren't wading through your shit and contemplating putting you on ignore. LOL. Thousands of keystrokes. The sum total of my posting to you and about you on this thread has taken up...maybe 15 minutes of my life to date.
  14. It's southlake carroll...they're too exclusive for an entire area code. Gotta drill down to "their kinda people" a bit more.
  15. I wonder if some of these posters think Sark should have relinquished playcalling duties to an obviously superior, or at least different, OC after red zone failures and the OSU pitch debacle?
  16. I care about having to read through him showing up time and again whining about how he's been slighted. Not that he has receipts for correctly calling that Quinn Ewers is a deeply flawed quarterback with some likely insurmountable weaknesses. And he called it earlier than anyone. Good for him. But apparently bad for me having to read through how hard it is to post on surly over and over. Other posters nailed it. Sark wasn't removing an entrenched starting QB, who whether we respected him or not, had the respect of the locker room. It would have been a media nightmare and circus that makes current Arch Mania look like nothing. It would have had ramifications in recruiting. Everyone finding the time to bitch and moan about it retrospectively blows my fucking mind. It's obvious why it happened, and if Sark had to do it again I doubt he'd do it differently. And lets not forget he did feather in Arch more and more as the season went along. You're not living in reality thinking he should have benched Ewers for Arch.
  17. Maybe. He IS a doctor. Maybe he's a doctor in a hospital that has a mandatory white tube sock policy.
  18. I don't give a shit that you bumped your own posts and posted screenshots. Fuck yeah, dude, get your credit. Wave your balls all over their fucking faces. But do in a way that isn't plaintive, and whining, and woe is fucking me. Over and Over again. Honestly, you can just post the pics, tag everyone in them, and then drop the mic, and anytime they say shit to you, just say "Just like you were right on Quinn Ewers." But that isn't what you do. You show up bitching and moaning about your mistreatment and personal attacks on an internet message board that you voluntarily participate in, for fuck's sake. "Nobody else took abuse like me." Well allow me to retort:
  19. LB has to be an easier spot to evaluate ahead of time than OL. I think you understand the point I'm getting at, regardless.
  20. I disagree, I think their class is fucking great.
  21. I really have to question what kind of NIL package they're throwing out there to get a 2027 kid to commit. His ranking is low, but maybe he's an obvious riser. But even if he is...what did it take? Either they're overpaying, or if this kid rises he's going to just come back to the table later. Seems weird to do anything this early except for a QB, maybe, or some other obvious can't miss talent type.
  22. Counterpoint: This, at worst, is a wash considering the disproportionate # of snaps faced. And I'm pretty sure that Ewers TD Pass to Wisner was just a screen Wisner busted.
  23. You know if he got cited for those times, there have to be at least a handful of others where a cop pulled over Myles Garrett and decided not to write the ticket.
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