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Lazarus Bocanegra

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  1. You can take my 3i when you pry it from my cold dead hands. My keep it low, rescue from the woods club. Maybe you can take it when I learn to better avoid the woods though. Why just this monday I banana-balled my second to reach the 18th at sharpstown in two from the forest, setting up the inevitable three putt par I did just snag a Titleist 904f 19 degree five wood from goodwill with a decent accra shaft for 15 bucks so that is going along for the long walk today at el dorado
  2. I have been practicing a lot lately, some decent rounds with a few stinkers mixed in. Practice sessions on the launch monitor have been encouraging. All this to say we played Canyon Springs last week for our fantasy draft weekend and I carded a smooth 113. Lost 11 balls (found 22 tho). There were times I couldn’t even remember how to hit the ball. Haven’t seen rough that ridiculous since Ferry Point in NYC. Hopefully tomorrow’s return to Lions resets things a bit
  3. The jagoff who was mouthing off to the waitress at hooters a couple weeks ago said he stopped smoking weed 30 days prior because ICE requires no weed for the prior 90
  4. It is currently raining
  5. Notsuoh remains one of the best bars in Texas, if not the world
  6. Looking west/southwest from the arboretum, there is a nice localized microburst that appears to be hitting in just the right spot
  7. I keep saying he’s missing a prime opportunity to reopen Ellis Island. Just this time, y’know, bring em in through the back door and out the front
  8. Anyone have a recommendation for a fee-based financial planner? Prefer Austin but Houston works too. Just looking for someone to take a look at what we’re doing and offer suggestions. Not looking for someone hawking life insurance
  9. Movies? Are there any TV: Derry Girls, Detroiters, ITYSL
  10. Not for nothing but the most recent of these films came out 16 years ago
  11. Mini-train rolling across the highland lakes rn LCRA hydromet nerds awaken!
  12. Lol I feel seen. I've been playing okay since picking up the clubs again a few months ago. Really striking the ball well, but losing a lot of strokes to missed GIRs and bad chipping mistakes. Overall though, it's been encouraging. Walked on at Lions Sunday morning at 0730 and proceeded to card five 7s in row. Somewhere along the way, I started spraying wedges just blade open wide right. On 5, I wound up right of the trees, tried to play a mostly conservative pitch out to the fairway, hit a tree and wound up twenty yards backwards. Next shot, hit another tree. Third shot, beautiful punch out to 90 yards... I chalk it up to getting paired with this older dude who had just enough Dad energy to put the thought of my old man in my head, and I always played terribly around him. Golf. Surly Golf (TM)
  13. The 5th amendment is made applicable to the states via the [snaps several times and points crooked finger] conduit of the 14th amendment due process clause Iykyk
  14. It’s a great film although it is clunky and Elliot Gould is such a weirdo you almost fee like you’re uneasily stumbling through it with him. I haven’t read any of the books so don’t know how faithful it is. Marlowe smokes a lot. I dig the theme song, and how Altman weaves it into the movie in a multitude of ways. “This is someone I love” was quite a scene. Cameo towards the end one of the best ever.
  15. Continually forgetting how dangerous it is to watch this show while eating
  16. not even in the same league. Breaking Bad / Sopranos were great television shows. The Wire is the highest art ever developed for the television medium. Shakespeare vs. Andrew Lloyd Weber Let us know when the rewatch begins
  17. I saw a reel of a dude jumping off paleface recently. ymmv
  18. having forgotten the topography of Mo Willie, I elected to walk and carry the bag yesterday for the 2:30 tee time. I remain in desperate need of an IV
  19. In a year of abundant rains to the north I fear many of the critters will have wandered up from the brush country to feast upon bounties of akerns
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