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Sawbonz

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Everything posted by Sawbonz

  1. Add staycation to raising your own chickens and growing your own produce as the ways to make America great again
  2. Reading these fake Trump posts really makes you appreciate the degree to which he is an effective communicator. He is really fucking good at what he does even if he’s a dumb shit with evil intentions.
  3. Just thinking what a shame it was that a bridge wasn’t involved
  4. Feels so good not to care at all about this team
  5. Hey guys didn’t know the turn this thread took but I just want to put out there I was really disappointed that W didn’t pardon Karla Faye Tucker or at least commute her death sentence to life imprisonment. She had a really rough life and used her time in prison to improve the lives of her fellow inmates.
  6. I did come back and take my lumps
  7. FSU qb has to be up there no? Unless the Bama defense turns out to be a fraud that was impressive
  8. My understanding is there’s a pretty low chance you will ever contract wild type chickenpox, because school-age children and younger are well vaccinated. However, given the new climate, this may not remain the same going forward. I think the protocol would be for you to get the regular old Chickenpox vaccine, which is a live attenuated virus and then later on get the newer two dose shingles vaccine because apparently there is a rare incidence of the chickenpox vaccine, giving you the chickenpox, which means theoretically you could get shingles later on. It amazes me that a quarter of the way through the new millennium we are still dealing with diseases that should be a footnote in history
  9. Maybe the new kicker is ass my dude
  10. Patricia doesn’t run the same scheme vs Ewers. Maybe we win or maybe it looks like January. I wish him the best of luck but I’m glad he’s gone
  11. Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue….
  12. He has his version. I’m sticking with mine
  13. Clearly he picked up a prostitute and wrecked while getting road head or whatever would pass for that on his shriveled up 100 yo pecker
  14. Seems like there should have been ways to use motion to force Downs to commit to something
  15. Sawbonz replied to SmokeyBear1861's topic in Cloak Room
    Was listening on a car ride and couldn’t get past Act I. Pure evil edit basically the plan is, regardless of official Israeli policy or international opinion, is settlement expansion until the number of Israeli settlers in Palestinian territory is so overwhelming that the Palestinian mindset is one of despair and they give up all hope of self rule. Then offer them options of removal or living in an Israeli state with no chance at citizenship
  16. In that case I’d be more concerned about a different flavor of herpes virus
  17. Sawbonz replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Did they ask him how old he was?
  18. Excuse me OP but I believe Us Weekly type thread origination falls under the exclusive purview of @chainsaw on this here website. Thank you for your attention to this matter
  19. Go do a TikTok about it
  20. I don’t think Patricia defends Ewers the same way if he’s the QB. We will never know though and for that I am very thankful
  21. (Smiling)”yes, next question”
  22. I like to think that would defy the laws of physics. but maybe over the goal posts
  23. Who’s gonna tell him?
  24. Self reflection is difficult. And the higher up you get the more difficult it gets. And I guarantee you no one in his inner circle has told him he has a blind spot to red zone/goal line play calling, or even an issue juggling play calling and HC duties in general
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