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Red Five

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  1. I didn’t know his ratings were as good as they are. He’s beating The Tonight Show, and so is Kimmel.
  2. Then he learns his cult leader is a pedophile, and he makes that face.
  3. I was also given some pretty great ideas from that post. Probably not his intention.
  4. We used to have something called the Theo principle, in which whatever bad thing you did as a kid recently, Theo would do that week on the show. Lie to his parents, get caught sneaking out, bad grades…. without fail. Long story short I think I’m about to drown.
  5. Was there an actual point made anywhere in all this? A lot of “Wait you think what? Why?” followed by “You don’t know anything about me and I’m also totally not racist!”.
  6. Last week he threatened to take away Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship because he doesn’t like her. Again, all of these freedom loving liberty loving small govt conservatives just have to notice at some point right? So weird.
  7. I am an expert on this. Yes she is.
  8. He apparently tweeted out tonight an AI video of Obama being arrested in the White House.
  9. I can't wait for all of the small government conservatives to notice. Any second now.
  10. Henry Cavill's Superman always looked put out. Like he was pissed off he had these powers and had to do good things and save people. This movie corrected that to the point where he's giddily saving squirrels and dogs.
  11. Why don't we have a White Entertainment Network??
  12. Seriously, I don't think there was one mention of all this being a hoax, or it being the work of democrats.... until right after Elon said Trump is in the Epstein files, and that's the only reason they haven't been released.
  13. I am not proud that this sort of does it for me.
  14. Can we just stop for a moment and recognize that the President just threatened an NFL team? Change your name, or else? If a democratic president did that, three or five or 10 or 20 years ago, Fox would still be talking about it. But everyone is like "Yep that's Dotard alright. Anyway...."
  15. "Oh ok so that didn't work! Watch, now I'll say the n-word! No not natty, even I'm not that much of a fucking jerkoff, but the other one! The bad one we're not supposed to say! Also, look! Aliens! Also, JFK lived until the year 1998! Any of this working yet??"
  16. This is so bizarre when you think about it (or say if you've had a gummy and a few drinks). One of the main driving forces behind this cult of maga idiocy is finding out who was involved in all the Epstein stuff. But Epstein's best friend, according to him, WAS THEIR CULT LEADER. And using what we know about Dotard, as well as his close relationship with Epstein, I think we can say with about 99.99% certainty that he was heavily involved and was probably fucking underage girls. But the cult just.... doesn't see it? Doesn't care? Hey, the fucking monster you're looking for is your fucking cult leader. He's right there. This is like when the jedi were searching for the hidden sith lord, but didn't think to check out the guy who had taken over the galaxy and refused to give up power and was obviously evil if you spent more than two seconds with him.
  17. It was terrible then. The worst Superman ever put on screen.
  18. Colbert has 10 more months. He is going to go absolutely scorched earth on Dotard in those 10 months. I actually wonder if he makes it to May.
  19. I think it should be a major plot point that she does not wear the suit under her clothes. Then she gets drunk and forgets. Whoops! Naked. Also, she should have a filthy lesbian relationship experiment with Lois, and whoever Tits McGee was working in the Daily Planet. I should really write these movies.
  20. It's going to be tough for me to explain to the people around/with me why I'm laughing hysterically the first time this happens. "Well you see... never mind."
  21. Well it's just nice that he's doing something with his wealth and fame to help people. Edit: No wait, he's just profiting off of and trying to increase the number of the thing that kills more US children than anything else.
  22. Something I just thought about a week after seeing this... Was there a scene with a Clark shirt rip/change into Superman? I do not recall one. That's like the most iconic Superman thing there is. Kind of weird.
  23. “Hey look another one. He’s the current President of the United States.”
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