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Red Five

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  1. Wait what's happening here? They made their final cuts and are at 53 now, which includes Ewers?
  2. Careful with those things! They'll poke your eye out! Hey wait what's that on her hands
  3. If so, this is an important piece of information.
  4. Is "the guy at Ohio St" Jeremiah Smith? If so, that's insane.
  5. I wonder how the RBs who missed all of last season look and how much they'll play on Saturday. I wonder what's going on with the Stanford transfer who was expected to start. I wonder who will go in at QB if Arch gets hurt. I wonder what the rotation at DT will look like with the five transfers. I wonder if Baker will move to LT if Goosby can't go, and if so who will play RT. These are all questions we've been asking around here for a month but our local sportswriters can't ask the head coach for some reason. Are they instructed to just keep it as generic and boring as possible?
  6. Coach can you give us some generic coach speak and zero new information on Arch? Thanks.
  7. Good question from Cedric Golden. "Coach you have players on the team like Taaffe and Moore, who have played college football before. Thoughts?"
  8. I wonder who our offensive tackles will be. I wonder who will be playing nickel. I wonder what Mosley's status will be. Oh well, just keep up with the generic "Coach, this team is different from last year's team. There are players on that team that are no longer on this team. Thoughts?"
  9. I've never been a journalist, but maybe ask a question where we're actually interested in the answer? I hate these, "Hey coach, can you talk about the city of Columbus for a few minutes please? Thanks." Ask about Goosby's health. Ask who the backup QB will be.
  10. This is a hell of a lot more tasteful than that monstrosity we carved into our new end zone. Any guesses on the money involved?
  11. So those guard troops in DC will now be armed. This feels like they're trying to provoke... something. Because... reasons. It's not good, whatever it is.
  12. Nahlin said that Winston has returned to practice. That's very good news, as we heard he'd be out a couple of months last week.
  13. Texas 27, OSU 23 Manning, 278 yards
  14. There is something I find unnerving about looking at Keegan Bradley. I can’t describe it. Like something is just different. Uncanny valley, etc.
  15. There was some game thread I popped in on last season, where whoever ran for like six yards on one of their first few plays. Like eight different people said different versions of "This defense is fucking awful!".
  16. Miami can’t go into the season with that QB situation. Unless they’re tanking on purpose.
  17. Yeah the specific game threads become unreadable once the game actually starts.
  18. I think we normally have an all-encompassing Texas football thread during the season? I vote change the name to 2025 football season or something.
  19. I would bet a decent amount of money that he owns a huge truck and takes videos inside of it while wearing Oakleys.
  20. Bobby didn't answer that question either, and he is normally pretty good at that. Considering he also said that Brooks isn't getting any run with the first team at RT when Baker moves to LT, I think I may be onto something.
  21. From what I remember about Schiraldi, there is about a 500% chance he’s Dotardarian.
  22. Fuck Roger Clemens. He and Dotard are peas in a pod and deserve each other. (childhood Red Five dies a little inside typing that)
  23. I asked this question on OTF and I'll add it here. Is Nick Brooks serving an unannounced suspension for the Ohio St game? It would explain some of the reshuffling. Because he went from the backup LT in April to "We are definitely not playing him this weekend, to the extent that we're trying out fucking Neto at left tackle."
  24. I feel like we're getting a ton of pessimism mileage out of Goosby's injury. We're pretty healthy outside of that. Well, Mosley, but that shouldn't be a game changer. And if it is then that's a very bad sign.
  25. Oh, this "confirms" it Gym? That he did "nothing wrong"? Christ that is pathetic.
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