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Red Five

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  1. His punchable face is up there with the all-time greats. George Santos, Tucker Carlson, and Don Jr. I wouldn't know where to start.
  2. You mean to tell me that Jesus wasn't a gun nut and didn't love money and power and didn't hate poor and brown people? Huh. Breaking news.
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  4. Of course Ted Cruz likes the Babylon Bee.
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  6. Dotard, pillow guy, Rudy, etc. have all been screaming for years now about all of this evidence they have. I wonder if any of their supporters have paused for a moment to think about why they have released exactly zero of it. Just too busy? Keep forgetting? I feel like if you played "got your thumb" with these people they would fall for it. Or literally anything.
  7. I know I didn't just read him use the word "proof".
  8. More to it than just that. Maalik didn't have a nickname like "Fakey" for starters. He also didn't briefly enroll at OU while at Texas.
  9. Depends on the player. We’re all going to be pulling for Murphy at Duke. I don’t think anyone gave a shit what Fakey Thompson did at Nebraska or that directional school.
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  11. I'm borderline. "Two years earlier" "Two years later" "37 months before the two years earlier but after the six months later...."
  12. Nice portrait of himself on the wall. It reminds me of how full of himself Obama was. Obama: "I want to do good things and help people." "That Obama is so arrogant!" Trump: "I am the greatest person ever. I know more about everything than everyone who has ever lived." (wild applause)
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  14. Kind of surprised Woody didn't write this. He had sex scenes with that goddess above, Michelle Monaghan, and Lili Simmons.
  15. Sacrificing his life to save others?
  16. This would be odd. I don't think I had ever heard of this guy before a few days ago (but I don't follow this stuff like some of you degenerates).
  17. It's never not amazing that he's on tape demanding that state officials fabricate their vote count so that he could win, and he wasn't impeached for that.
  18. Now I'm no lawyer, but I think what's happening here is that Lisa Rubin has big tits. Feel free to correct me on the specifics, surly lawdogs.
  19. Texas ending up with Bussey in the end would be truly hilarious. "Actually, we've decided we want him now. Thanks."
  20. It was a planned attack. And its purpose was to install/keep in office the guy who lost the election. They tried many different ways to steal it, and brute force using an army of angry Dotardarians was the last chance.
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  22. Why on earth wouldn't the President of the United States travel with a change of clothes?
  23. I thought that was going to be the reason for the B+ grade. Which I was prepared to mock as well because we didn't recruit a left tackle.
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