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jimmyjazz

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  1. No, I will not shut the fuck up. I want this bitch to back up just one -- ONE -- of his assertions, for the first time on this website. He can't do it.
  2. Hey! Still no "receipts"! And it's MY family you feel sorry for?
  3. Oh, no! Another vaguepost! Tell me, geenyus -- what did I fail to pay attention to in that 2017-2019 timespan?
  4. Oh no, you've lost 100% of whatever credibility you ever had around here. What will you do? Continue to act the smug all-knowing asshole? Survey says YES! Just do it. You know you want to. You're a miserable piece of shit who is half as smart as you think you are and you wallow in your own excrement 24/7. Do it. Whatever "it" is. LMAO.
  5. DONAKD! I hereby reserve
  6. Sick burn. I am verklempt.
  7. Clown! Drink! Next up . . . FISA! Talk about clowns.
  8. That puts her in good company.
  9. When it's Dolly singing the fact that the lyrics are stupid isn't quite so obvious.
  10. Curiously enough, Iran closing that Strait will provide a convenient excuse for higher prices . . . that were probably going to go higher anyway. Win win!
  11. JD Vance is incredibly proud of US military bombers and their mid-air refueling capability. All the way from Missouri to Iran and back without landing -- this is only possible under strong Presidential leadership!
  12. Not exactly my question, but OK? I'm not worried about the Europeans.
  13. Uh, I believe you didn't read the memo. Ana is the smartest guy in the room. Every toom. Just ask him.
  14. Let's talk near-term practical issues. What are the concerns for Americans traveling abroad in the next few weeks? Speaking for a very very very close family member. I'm not entirely sure Americans are less safe in western Europe than in the lower 48.
  15. They really need to change their logo. Looks like Red Bitch BBQ. You're not wrong.
  16. "We love you God". OK, so God has that going for him. Melania is pissed.
  17. It's a weird flip -- progressives accusing MAGA men of not properly conforming to gender stereotypes. I'm not sure what I think about that, although they are a bunch of pussies. Oops.
  18. It's science. I've never gotten worse after buying a new guitar.
  19. You can take all the tea in China Put it in a big brown bag for me Sail right 'round all the seven oceans Drop it straight into the deep blue sea
  20. Yeah, between the fire and the gravity, holy crap!
  21. As long as the home color palette is limited to burnt orange and white, and there are no deviations from the basics (block Texas, simple longhorn logo, etc.) I don't get too bent out of shape. I always prefer stormtrooper whites on the road, no changes. Whoever came up with that cowhide idea needs to be tarred and feathered.
  22. jimmyjazz

    Rush

    That buy plays guitar and bass lefty but drums righty.
  23. Be prepared to defend Styx' drummer around here. You are correct, Tommy Shaw is Peter Pan, the little guy just doesn't age. Well, he ages but you can't really hear it.
  24. Yes, the Chairman of the Fed is always right. We have seen that asserted on surly, shaggy etc. for decades. Sure, sure.
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