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jimmyjazz

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  1. Jesus Christ I could have gone the rest of my life w/o hearing that.
  2. I'd definitely pick Ian Moore (rock mode) over Next of Kin, who really need to work on being even more precious. Blech.
  3. I don't think Brat was making that argument, he was just alluding to how stupid it is.
  4. I'm sure MAGAts everywhere are furious that ICE agents are representing themselves as "police" (which they are not).
  5. How old are those "models"?
  6. Uhhh . . . your boss was one of those dumb presidents. Well played, junior.
  7. Is he back to the Texas gunslinger Ian or is he still folkie Ian? I'd go see the guy with the strat and a really loud amp.
  8. Which store(s) have them? Far West has no house made products any more. EDIT: *tortilla products
  9. Neg rep for being an asshole. Nobody wants the Strait closed.
  10. While that may be true in practice, it isn't law. The Federal government reduces highway funding to states by 8% if they don't comply with the 21 YO minimum drinking age. Furthermore, Puerto Rico and USVI have an 18 YO legal drinking age. Again, I'm not questioning cruise line policy, I know nothing about it, and I don't know if state laws apply if international waters (although I doubt it). The cruise I went on seemed pretty lax, though.
  11. "This is the year" we finish 9-4.
  12. That's exactly what I'd expect a Russian bot's friend to say. /s
  13. Eh, I'm going to dinner with my wife. Ana the russbot is clearly not interested in backing up "his" assertions, so y'all are gonna get your wish.
  14. Let's assume I'm a moron, and you're here to educate me. "Land" me, daddy. Come on, everyone here is hoping you'll do it. Somehow, I think you'll beg off.
  15. There is a difference between the journey and the destination.
  16. No, I will not shut the fuck up. I want this bitch to back up just one -- ONE -- of his assertions, for the first time on this website. He can't do it.
  17. Hey! Still no "receipts"! And it's MY family you feel sorry for?
  18. Oh, no! Another vaguepost! Tell me, geenyus -- what did I fail to pay attention to in that 2017-2019 timespan?
  19. Oh no, you've lost 100% of whatever credibility you ever had around here. What will you do? Continue to act the smug all-knowing asshole? Survey says YES! Just do it. You know you want to. You're a miserable piece of shit who is half as smart as you think you are and you wallow in your own excrement 24/7. Do it. Whatever "it" is. LMAO.
  20. DONAKD! I hereby reserve
  21. Sick burn. I am verklempt.
  22. Clown! Drink! Next up . . . FISA! Talk about clowns.
  23. That puts her in good company.
  24. When it's Dolly singing the fact that the lyrics are stupid isn't quite so obvious.
  25. Curiously enough, Iran closing that Strait will provide a convenient excuse for higher prices . . . that were probably going to go higher anyway. Win win!
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