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MissingInAction

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  1. Always plenty of stuffing, taters, green bean casserole, turkey, etc. The rotisserie chicken is great for a giant pot of caldo. I drop the whole bird in the save the bones for broth.
  2. Dr fucking Oz for Medicaid/Medicare director. I thought aggy was the champ in neverending stupidity, but this shit I'm just telling myself that I'm insane and none of this is real.
  3. I've noticed HEB offering more jumbo family meals over the past year. Also for thanksgiving you can't beat their oven ready feast. After turkey day all their leftovers are dirt cheap. I stock up every year and freeze as much as will fit in my freezer.
  4. I'm not crying, you're crying!
  5. Yep. Every Sunday I cook up all the protein, lean ground beef and chicken breast for a week. Then use that along with frozen veggies, rice, etc to make a lot of different meals. Treat myself to fried catfish every Friday for lunch. My dogs monthly food bill is more than mine.
  6. Oh no. He's way too nice and the cray dog knows it. Very bad situation and only a matter of time.
  7. First time on this thread. How many lube jokes have I missed?
  8. I found my dad's pron at age 13. Swedish erotica, Debbie does Dallas, all the classics. I turned out ok..right?
  9. Surprising number of blondes in Argentina. Sures it's just a coincidence.
  10. I was wondering when you'd come out of the closet
  11. Needs more tits.
  12. I expect more gunfire than usual in my hood when the roundups begin.
  13. They are probably sealed to self destruct if tampered with. Not saying they'd blow the fuck up , but the PCB would burn up at least.
  14. Bring it you fucking cunts.
  15. Yep. A friend chastised me for bitching about the poors using and fucking up the neighborhood pool. So I said I'd post flyers with directions to his pool. He was not amused.
  16. Ukraine should paint "Not ATACMS" on the missiles and let those bitches fly.
  17. Luna does the same to me when I'm working. Drops her brown eye right on my foot.
  18. I did not put my eye out.
  19. Reminds me of when my folks armed me with a .243 after plinking tin foil pie pans for 3 years with a Red Rider.
  20. Got this screenshot from 31 flavors
  21. More like loudest dude at the bar. Hey,Yuri! You want army?
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