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MissingInAction

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  1. They may have found Jesus, but they won't find that.
  2. Ever strangle someone?
  3. The Espanol announcer calls him "Mr. Clutch".
  4. Thanks for killing my boner.
  5. Can we at least get a celebrity sex tape?
  6. It was Florida shitting out third string DBs I don't expect much tomorrow.
  7. TOUCHDOWN DE LONGHORRRNNNSSS! is all you need to hear.
  8. When a post hits too close to home and I'm ashamed of that. Or for, I'm out.
  9. Always knew he was a nihilist.
  10. No shit. That dude is my shitty pot luck lunch spirit animal.
  11. I've got a shit glass in Red River when I was 10. Still have it at my home bar. You underestimate the power and pleasure of a gummer.
  12. Why that's better than speed holes.
  13. We don't need another Captain marvel unless she's getting nekkid.
  14. Well, shit.
  15. You're gonna have to post pics of paystubs. Do you drive a mid 90s Corvette?
  16. If we don't get Hulk Hogan as.. something...then yea I'll riot.
  17. Or please a woman. Every accusation is a confession.
  18. Love the title change. Legit LOL. Then the sobbing.
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