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MissingInAction

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  1. I was banging a 29 yr old at age 46 so this hits close to my penis.
  2. Deions crotch Muppet drafter at #144 by the browns. Fucking poetry.
  3. Thanks! I don't know much about baseball, just hopping on the bandwagon.
  4. How far was Galvan away from the plate? Looked like was reaching his swings.
  5. Texas dugout was ready to throw.
  6. Will burns close it out to get the W?
  7. That was a. Meatball strike
  8. Yet another test of what they can get away with. As a toddler would.
  9. Chili's quesadilla explosion salad absolutely slammed. I'd been fasting for nearly 24 hours so a gas station sammich probably would have tasted like a Delaware sub. My visit with MDA gave me hope, which I had not had since this started. Hearing Dr Araujo calling the doc at Texas oncology right in front of me, he answered on the second ring, she gave her orders, and that was that.
  10. Dallas will stop Dallas like they have for thirty years now.
  11. By the Edmonton Eskimos!
  12. Kick ass!
  13. Did Helm declare?
  14. Thanks but Dr said they have to closely monitor everything at first. I'll hit you up when things get a little more predictable. Friends are picking me up for a Chili's outing
  15. It's AIM treatment. Just out of surgery. I'm high as fuck
  16. They are putting a port in my chest for chemo.
  17. I took a Viagra before a flight once. The wand bumped my raging boner.
  18. They shaved my chest for surgery. I look like a pink pig.
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