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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. Bonus douche points for backing in.
  2. I love preseason NFL trash.
  3. Don't eat yellow snow.
  4. A rare time out with the pup post transfusion.
  5. Just came here to post this. It's on hulu, and the live performances will bring the allergies. If you can donate blood please do it as often as possible. Donated blood is saving my life as I type this.
  6. Welcome to the party. It looks like we got the exact same terror dome. Mine has 6 scrimps. For now.
  7. Shopping with anyone else is a recipe for disaster. Especially a woman. Unless for dildos.
  8. Marie Calenders or GTFO.
  9. Got a link to aussie drug plug?
  10. The ceremonial shotgunning of Modelos will be in order.
  11. Get him a Surly account confined to the football board and cloakroom.
  12. I have no idea how Looch hides his fat ass. Must be in one of those shells.
  13. Hard-core episode. Very cool to see the crew of TOS come together. These show runners know how to stroke the nerd peen.
  14. Bwahaahhahaha! Maybe paying off their debt on payday loans. Or the title loan on their 2008 F250.
  15. If you wanna get freak nasty.
  16. If anyone wants to squabble I am down. Im on so many drugs I dont know my dick from a pickle.
  17. Are we on deck for Icepocalypse 2: Grid Failure Boogaloo?
  18. Trump walking into negotiations is like me walking into a strip club.
  19. Hiding in a box was peak PS1.
  20. Dick blossoms
  21. Jesus fuck. Only surly dipshits could pick apart a fucking cartoon.
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