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MissingInAction

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  1. I'm stil releasing gas
  2. It's about fucking time!
  3. She didn't want to go home, but my bitch ass insisted.
  4. It don't make a shit. I'm in chili and whiskey mode. Took Luna out for our first unnecessary fuck the artic walk.
  5. Felt like it. It sure did, battle buddy.
  6. Couldn't have typed it better myself. This was pure art with a dash of Hollywood.
  7. Way to out us Thanks Clinton!.
  8. Shit, he'll probably discover gold the way this show is written. Son we make multi billion dollar deals no one else has thought of over coffee.
  9. Hey man! The Rebs had their gays. I mean they used two man tents for a reason.
  10. During the icepocalypse I couldn't keep Luna inside. She loved smashing the ice and snow. Never seen her that happy except with a pig ear.
  11. Favorite line: Do I snore? Does a two headed whore win a dick sucking contest?
  12. I wouldn't put my feet in that water. It was gross years ago when I used to kayak there.
  13. If I'm at Alamo pounding lone star tall cans I'll be pissing every 30 minutes. Must have aisle seat.
  14. I'm a die hard fan of the NE Kansas State school of cosmetology Pompadours.
  15. I'd think a dude would be a better choice. If the coordinator gets a chub, you're doing it right.
  16. My dog loves this shit. She only came in when she heard the garbage trucks. She really hates garbage trucks.
  17. Loved it. Got pretty dusty a few times. Reminded me I still have a soul buried in this black heart.
  18. What in the fuck is a tuddie?! Almost as enraging as people saying sus instead of suspicious.
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