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MissingInAction

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  1. Its not just gone. Thats how distilled water is made.
  2. Porn: The cause of and solution to all of our problems.
  3. Watched with some drinking buddies and one especially drunk buddy kept blurting out, "Which one is Jewish!?"
  4. "You gotta control your smiles and cries, because that's all you have and nobody can take that away from you,"
  5. Not yet. Wbc is at 1.8 so the Dr isnt too concerned. Just worries me about my blood marrow getting all fucked up from chemo. This is the second time in 3 treatments.
  6. Does sharpy make pens that small? Asking for a friend.
  7. Welp im neutropenic again. Luckily already at the hospital. On a positive note Luna is having a good time at friend's chasing squirrels and napping.
  8. My Mexican oncologist recently went to Mexico and i was genuinely concerned he wouldn't be let back in. Luckily not the case. This time.
  9. If this happened in Austin the perp would be released overnight to do it 6 more times.
  10. Should name the first hurricane "Leopard".
  11. With those pics the internet will out the douche dude bros quickly. Internet justice is swift and unforgiving.
  12. Yes. He somehow drug his fat ass to the top of the twig. Fitlump and beefecake chased him back to the rocks.
  13. The occasional silly character building episodes have been a Star Trek staple since TOS. Its part of what makes it great. If you want constant pew pew lasers then watch marvel movies.
  14. Go on...
  15. Captain Speirs said it best: "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it,"
  16. ICE will be at voting centers. Mark it down.
  17. I have to be knocked the fuck out first. Every mri entrance I've see has a metal detector.
  18. I thought her name was pronounced Jizz-Lane until i heard some news honk pronounce it recently.
  19. Glad I dont take communion.
  20. Username does NOT check out.
  21. Round Rock donuts or GTFO.
  22. PET scans are fucking cool. Well, unless they find shit of course. Dr. mentioned my skull is unusually thick which explains surviving blunt force trauma events throughout my life. Started 5th cycle today. They got the peripheral IV on the first try for the first time since this started. Drink a fuck ton of water before you go in. Makes the veins a lot easier to find and cath.
  23. It's a dick pump.
  24. Im calling a fatwa on the next one who quotes his dumbfuckery.
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