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MissingInAction

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  1. Out of the MRI. Im on the good shit.
  2. I definitely owe her a few more.
  3. Oh you poor victim. Stfu.
  4. All tubed up and ready to get knocked out for the MRI. Hopefully my escort back to the hotel is hot.
  5. The report of the shot didnt sound suppressed to me. The echo between the buildings makes it difficult to determine the caliber.
  6. Not in custody. Probably used his magic underwear to teleport after the shooting.
  7. Ahh shit. Ill know for next time. Thanks!
  8. I dont kmow what this is, so no.
  9. I was on a Vonlane to Houston when this happened so I've got my alibi.
  10. Dump ordered fed flags to half mast because of course he did.
  11. There's no safe place for anybody.
  12. What's her catch phrase? I bet its something like, "And thats how you know THIS girl is country! Know what I mean yall?"
  13. Freddy got Fingered
  14. Back and to the right. The way his hands go up with clenched fists is usually a sign of death.
  15. I dont know what to think about anything. Could be our Duke Ferdinand/ Gulf of Tonkien/ Ft sumter flash point into hell. Curious what the shooter motivation was.
  16. Headed back to MDA in style.
  17. The Matrix. 3D fight scenes, bullet time, etc..
  18. My friends husband is into this dumbasss shit. Dude blathered about all his ducky scores or some fucking shit for an hour. I wanted to kick him in his uterus.
  19. I bet JJ Twat is a demon in the sack. Ive been to a couple cowboys games up in the boxes. Cowboys sucked but I got hammered on stash and woodfords. Those seats and the acccess to them keeps you clear of the peasants.
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