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MissingInAction

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  1. This douche will flame out of the NFL in 4 games and end up on reality tv with his shit show family. "Keeping it Real with The Pavias!" Johnny foozball will have multiple cameos.
  2. Are you at the Karate Kid hotel?
  3. Enterprise wins with Jolene Blalock side boob. 6 of 9 RATs are national treasures.
  4. That was me Wednesday but it was 8 pm.
  5. This assclown is getting the Heisman isnt he?
  6. Wait, so are you....
  7. I cant count how many holidays my parents insisted everyone come to their tiny house and wouldn't have a fucking thing to eat, drink, etc. Those gatherings lasted about an hour before everyone would leave to eat at an Indian or Chinese restaurant. I'd go to a friends where they already had a place set for me.
  8. If theres a Madea xmas movie, and I just know there must be, it definitely makes the shit list.
  9. I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
  10. I'll bring in my harem from the niagra falls area.
  11. I am a soulless ginger so that tracks.
  12. Bad Santa is a masterpiece. Dafuq you talkin bout willis?
  13. I bet his mommy's pussy stinks.
  14. 221,222.. whatever works. When I came out of the last procedure the anesthesiologist said he had never seen anything like it. They couldnt keep me under no matter how much shit they pumped into me. May be from the SERE training many moons ago.
  15. Just signed off to donate my lump to research. Apparently this cancer is so rare its got the nerds in a tizzy. May explain why MDA has covered all of the treatment cost.
  16. I don't get it. Oh i get it now
  17. I've met her a few times. She is very cool. Imma definitely out kicked his coverage. 😃 It's been an incredible run and all future tailgate parties will be measured against these.
  18. If Im agreeing with cowterd we are truly in the end times.
  19. The natty should go to the team that pulls the most NIL money.
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