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MissingInAction

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  1. If im bored ill answer then lead on the poor soul calling from Bhutan. After each question about my PII i say, you first. Oh and im gonna need pics.
  2. The couch fucker as Tatu made me spit out my beer.
  3. Me and my friends quote Sunny every day.
  4. Hairspray doesnt burn like that. I know because i used hiarspray as an accelerent in a potato gun. Great way to ignite as a trigger because it combusts instantly. Also what kid from the 80s didnt make a flamethrower out of their moms aquanet? Had to be kerosene or gasoline.
  5. Shit. I dont have to. Helobious said it will suck.
  6. I never got a cold when I was ingesting mountains of booger sugar on the reg.
  7. 60% of the time it works every time. Thanks guys. This thread has been a touchstone for me. Fuck cancer!
  8. Its cabana wear. Those are shorts under the shirt. Ordered from the Co-op but this bullshit isnt licensed and the longhorn has the downs. That and the material is some shit ass polyester.
  9. So Helobious is not white.
  10. It will sweep the Oscars.
  11. I call them, "fucktarded nazis" for accuracy.
  12. When the Dr gives me the all clear for being in public next week lets meet up at Tree's favorite place for beers.
  13. IMO everything about this case points to a serial killer. Of the four victims there was one he had to have, and the others were just in his way. He wasnt alone either. The two different calibres used tell us that.
  14. Watched Terms of Endearment the other day. Great movie, Debra Winger was pure girl next trailer smoke. The last 30 minutes really brought the dust. When first diagnosed i was having all of those conversations in my head. If things go south I hope to have that level of resolve in the final days. Fuck cancer! On the happy side of things i booked a luxury bus and a stay at Houston Hyatt Regency for the next MDA visit. Aside from the usual assessment I'll be going through a trial run for radiation. Whatever that means.
  15. Its fucking cool how she melts into the dark from the pool light. You'd think she'd stick out at night but nope.
  16. After recording, Looch popped out to chase Lenny/Squiggy away from his precious algae. That fat fuck has decimated the algea crop so i put the terror dome closer to natural light. Things could go full Cannibal Holocaust if it doesnt start growing. 20250805_185049.mp4
  17. Im here for the Willow/Connie porn parody.
  18. Dare made me want to do drugs. Before those classes I had zero interest. After the classes:
  19. Hank losing his shit over the Okie BBQ billboard sent me into hysterics.
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